this
but i've never had one
then again i don't even like crumpets and crumpets are apparently really British
Crumpets are really British. But also apparantly popular in Australia and New Zealand.
I'll be honest and say that you're the first person I know who doesn't like crumpets.
That said, tea makes me sick, and I really can't stand coffee.
Pickled eggs are one of those weird things that are typically British and I've always been aware of them, but have never considered trying them.
Probably the weirdest thing I've seen in a chippies was a man walking in from the rain, ordering a single pickled egg, paying, taking the still wet egg in hand and walking out with it.