If you were stuck in a dark room..?

[Score²]

what would you do if you were stuck in a dark room by YOURSELF

anything but escape the room and don't be a post whore

ready, go:

absolutely nothing

[Ad Bot]

[hodot]

i'd probably try to masturbate

[Awesomebread²]

scream and look for the light switch

[th3coolst3r]

i'd probably try to masturbate

[F3d323]

masturbate

Probably try to find a light source.

[Char]

i'd cry

[AcornCake]

fap in a corner yelling "THIS IS FOR YOU"
horray for inside jokes between my and my other friend

[ßlöükfáce]

paint on my laptop
and if I don't have my laptop then, sleep with a weapon next to me

If no weapon then just sit in worry

[luigix]

Fantasize about birds

although actually

i'd probably try to masturbate

[Maxwell.]

find a way to kill myself

[Mariofan1701]

create a fake woman out of my boogers and bellybutton lint and forget her

[Nal]

find a way to kill myself

i do that on a daily basis

probably masterbate??

[F3d323]

Fantasize about birds

although actually
masturbate

You'd masturbate fantasizing about birds.

[bejacks]

Do some sort of break dance.

Get down, get funky.

[erifpsiW]

You'd masturbate fantasizing about birds.

As long at it isn't a crow.