Well one time, I was at the Roger Williams park, when there was a big memorial. I'm pretty sure there were like, 6 graves of Roger Williams relatives there too. So a few days before, I saw a cartoon with Irish stereotypes as a joke. It showed a guy just dancing all over the place, and even on some guys grave. After seeing this, my feeble child mind thought that this was the norm for Irish people, so I got up onto some lady's grave and started jumping and dancing all over the place, and yelled to my mom: "Hey mom, look! I'm Irish".
Turns out that's not what Irish people do