Knocked an empty pint glass over at a restaurant, moved left hand to catch it, it exploded on contact and cut open the top of my palm.
4 hour visit to A&E, including X-Ray to check for glass and then having it glued. Still have a scar.
Ran alongside a wooden railing, had my hand on it. A curved spike of wood was present on the edge where a knot in the wood had fallen out. Skewered into the gap between thumb and forefinger on left hand.
No visit to A&E, still have a scar.
Playing a game of Tennis, turn to try and return a wide serve, end up balanced momentarily on the right-most side of my right foot. Subsequently topple over to the right off the bottom of my foot. Whole body falls to ground, entire weight on side of foot and ankle which hits concrete ground.
4 hour visit to A&E later that night, when pain becomes too much for me to walk on.
X-Rays and examination determine I've bruised the foot, sprained the ankle and nearly torn a ligament. On crutches for several days, sever pain in foot, bright streaking bruises all up and down right-side of my foot.