Bad joke thread

[Epicduke]

social justice!!! !11

[Ad Bot]

[AdinX]

*Men's Rights

Rights in the US*

[ßlöükfáce]

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up

[weaver123]

weaver123

[AdinX]

What do you call a hairy guy stuffting in the woods

Sas-squat(ch)
Guys help me out with this one, I've been thinking about this for a couple weeks

Why do pirates hate physics?

μtNe!
("Mu-T-N-ee")

[Mr Man]

There were three peanuts walking down the street, and one was assaulted

[AdinX]

There were three peanuts walking down the street, and one was assaulted

The joke is more tasteful when orally presented

[XR-7]

There were three peanuts walking down the street, and one was assaulted

You CRACK me up.

/thread

;)

[ßlöükfáce]

What happens when you drug someone's soda?
You get Cokane

[Manofthecentury]

What's the cheapest type of meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

[XR-7]

What's the cheapest type of meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

I'm done for the night.

[Pie Crust]

A man got home to see a note on a fridge. "This doesn't work. I'm leaving. " So he opened the fridge to realize that it works fine. Women are ununderstandable.

[AdinX]

What do you call a dinosaur that makes messes everywhere it goes?
T-wrecks!

What do you call a talking tree?
A (s)peach tree
(Not as good lol)

[Quote Story]

How did I escape Iraq?

I ran.

[Tonkka²]

Whats the difference between santa claus and a jew?

Santa goes down the chimney