Bad joke thread

[dick]

here's a bad joke: "you're just a richard" hahahahahaahaaaaaaaaa omg too clever

[Ad Bot]

[Niff]

ur mom xd

-troloface-

le tiptiptip maymay XDD

[Ducky duck]

Why can't you play poker in Africa? It's filled with cheetahs!

That, was funny...

No bad joke there.

What did the cup say to the water?
"Dont you dare get up inside of me"

[Kohoutek]

Well I'd say a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

[ßlöükfáce]

Well I'd say a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

hah

[Bomb Kirby]

What did the scientist say to the police officer

hi copper

[Makingblah]

What has no legs and shoots women?
Oscar Pistorious.

[Lego lad]

Why is it a bad idea to play card games with a pirate?

He always sits on the deck.

Bedsides, a pirate's favorite game is an ARG.

[Checko2100]

What does English numbers and german have in equal?

The nein

[Renderman]

girls have boobys

[Flamecannon]

What was one of the reasons why the Axis lost WWII?
Because the Allies gained AXIS to France!
HA
HAHA

What do you call an elephant walking over to a donkey's side?
A democrat!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOOO HAA

[Camera]

What do chemists say when magnesium rusts? OMg!

(correct way is MgO, but WHATEVER)

[Brickitect]

your fast-food bill is $4.20

[Maxwell.]

communism

[Superbro11]

cameras are for sick people