Bad joke thread

[Becquerel]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
he was being chased by a black man with a butcher knife, a bucket of KFC, and a big bottle of canola oil

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[Snaked_Snake]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
he was being chased by a black man with a butcher knife, a bucket of KFC, and a big bottle of canola oil

Now that's just tribal...

[Jairo]

what's the difference between a 6 year old and my driveway?

I pull out of my driveway.

[Nethog]

theres a sink knocking on your door

just let that sink in

[SquartleTurtle]

what did the blastoise say to the wartortle?
squirtle

[Jairo]

what did the blastoise say to the wartortle?
squirtle

blastoise say blastoise though

[SquartleTurtle]

blastoise say blastoise though

thats the joke

[Jairo]

thats the joke

I swear I will hm01 you

[SquartleTurtle]

I swear I will hm01 you

not before i hm05 your ass

[Doughboy]

none of you can even come close to my hm04

[SquartleTurtle]

shut up doughboy you cant even handle my tm87

[Scaredhappyguy]

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

[Malleo100]

Why is it a bad idea to play card games with a pirate?

He always sits on the deck.

[Toxicology]

why is santa's sack so big
he only comes once a year

[Lego lad]

I heard a few of these at school

#1.
School is like a boner, it's long and hard, unless you're asian.

#2.
98% of the black population likes love in showers, 2% has never been to jail.