Author Topic: How Do You Think The World Will End?  (Read 6971 times)


someone is going to be peeing one day, on the west coast of south america and all of the sudden on the other side of the world in Beijing a guy will go into a brothel and pay a prostitute to literally consume stuff as it excretes from his star fish and while that happens some place in america a couple of CIA agents will be talking to each other about the love they had with a girl from a part of columbia that had pirates who raped children who attended funerals of their parents that soldiers killed who have become necrophiles because of it. All while this is happening, that one person peeing is actually going to be talking about his wife who cheated on him with a chinese business man who has a wife in Japan who's son works for a south korean company called Samsung who was creating a thermonuclear bomb and ALL WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING

it was obamas fault.


heat death will certainly be the end of the universe. maybe we will survive that long.


Personally, I believe in the final prophecy in Revelation.  Most of the metaphorical language used in it I have translated into more realistic events though, including the worst earthquakes ever recorded, meteorites smashing to earth, etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future

This link gives me chills that I can feel from my legs into my cranial cavity.  Listed some choice events.  It's quite interesting to see what long-range scientists' predictions are.

Oh crud.

Uh...let's hope not.

CRINGED!!

The end of Nigeria This would be really cool.

Wot

Oh....first possibility of human extinction.

RIP human race

Yep, global warming :cookieMonster:

Life?  What's that?

We're all dead, so who cares?

Cringe.

RIP Earth

And yeah, I'm sure life will just form out of nothing on that moon?

RIP what's left of the solar system

RIP Sun

RIP universe, you were so kind.
regarding the titan comment,
earth basically formed out of nothing, bacteria came, evolution, today
although titan wont be life-supporting long enough for intelligent life to form

I think it'll be a combination of ecological collapse and lack of resources.

By 100000 years humans probably wouldn't even be the same species however

I'm not sure we'll be all that different than we are today. There are no evolutionary pressures on us, since we've transcended the food chain and all, so for something to turn us into a new species would be incredible.

Well I would assume there be left overs and split species. At one point ants, wasps, and termites all evolved from one specie. Humans mostly likely came from gorillas and we still have gorillas today. So the human of today will be competeing with hybrids, new evolved humans, mutants, cyborgs, robots with a transferred conscious, ect and bunch of other crazy stuff.

Also forget realism, a giant rubber duck will om nom the earth

Humans didn't come from gorillas, but cyborgs are cool so I'll just focus on the cyborg part. I want cyborgs.

Humans didn't come from gorillas, but cyborgs are cool so I'll just focus on the cyborg part. I want cyborgs.
then we could love and blame everything on NANOMACHINES

then we could love and blame everything on NANOMACHINES

for the glory of  vanu. ..


then we could love and blame everything on NANOMACHINES

No more responsibility!!

Better idea:

Humans will make more and more technological (notably robots) which make life perfect.
Robots do all the work, money is not necessary anymore.
Food and all other necessities brought straight to people.
People become lazier and lazier and the world becomes like the life on the Axiom on Wall-E.
Reproduction gradually stops and people cannot walk due to bad habits.
People die off after a couple generations.
Robots have problems and shut down.
The universe has its way with the planet.

It will more or less likely happen because of humans.

Nuclear war, possibly.

someone forgets to press the button

Somebody will rediscover the RCON password Jesus used and enter in the Unlimited heath, All weapons/ammo and the moon gravity(From tony hawks underground) cheat codes and god will have to intervene by doing a complete system reboot . At least this is what I got from those years at First Communion.

No more responsibility!!

Better idea:

Humans will make more and more technological (notably robots) which make life perfect.
Robots do all the work, money is not necessary anymore.
Food and all other necessities brought straight to people.
People become lazier and lazier and the world becomes like the life on the Axiom on Wall-E.
Reproduction gradually stops and people cannot walk due to bad habits.
People die off after a couple generations.
Robots have problems and shut down.
The universe has its way with the planet.
Seems very plausible.