A day in the life of Badspot

[Legodude77]

6:10
Badspot eats potato chips for 11 minutes.

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[Skig]

6:21
Badspot pukes potato chips for 11 minutes

[randomtroll39]

6:30 Badspot has diarrhea and stuffs on Ephialtes

[F3d323]

6:39
badspot uses his stuff as propellers and flies off

[AutoBahn]

6:48
badspot flies onboard Air Force One, which was in the skies due to his earlier adventures in Flash Mob crossing the world

[Electrk.]

6:49
Badspot forgets about the nine minutes rule.

[shinyarceus4]

6:50
Badspot F5s to Asia, only to find that the population has completely recovered.

[Electrk.]

6:51
Badspot realizes that his attempts to teleport using F5 were in vain.
On the upside, he can now see a crosshair and people's names over their heads.

[Nonnel]

6:52 Badspot realizes he no longer needs Google Glass to recognize people. He takes them off.

[}]Crazy[{]

7:01 Badspot suddendly notices that he shouldnt do things every 1 minute, but instead 9. He thinks about this for a while.

[The Subject]

7:02
But then, he realizes that he would rather keep his abnormal powers of doing stuff every minute instantly.

[}]Crazy[{]

7:11 Luckily enough, he noticed that if we keep switching between 1 and 9 minutes we'll always land in an 11.

[Flatflyer]

7:20
badspot goes home and goes on the forums and bans glass

[Abstath]

7:17
Badspot realizes he jus- ohfuk hiis cloCKAUsgg

[Legodude77]

7:20
Badspot makes an autobanner for every alt of Glass. The time between registration and bans are randomized.
Badspot makes $1,000,000 in less than 2 hours.