Roll to Take Action - Tophat Taverns - TristianLuigi promoted to Updater

[Redconer]

use my 100 to pay a wizard to materialize a giant boulder over skelly belly and have it crush him

5 - CRITICAL HIT

Skelly Belly: 175/250

Shoot Skelly belly With APMG. (Automatic Pencil Machine Gun)

2 - Bad, you only shot 2 pencils at him

Skelly Belly: 155/250

grab the bone and toss that thing back at whoever threw it

it's a homing bone

2 - Bad, it homed at Flatflyer, in addition, Skelly Belly walloped you in the forehead

Flatflyer: 85/100

CharlesSpeaking: 75/100

Some cigarette named Crispy jumps in wearing some silly shorts.

I throw a sword at the thing

6 - It went over and hit a few of SirLancelot7's army

I collect all the gold from the skeletons that my army killed.  Then my army retreats to go make more babies

You got 420 gold from the attack and retreated to get more troops

DEBUFF: SirLancelot7 can't make a turn in 3 turns, 1st for leaving, 2nd for making troops, 3rd for going back

automagically join the fight and punch the skelly belly with my bare hands

6 - You punched him, but you received a recoil. Furthermore, your hand was stuck in him, giving him a chance to wallop you in the chest

KillerCop311: 80/100

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[jonnyman5656]

Run to the nearest Skele and beat its skull in with the buttstock of my APMG

[Biohazard]

i quickly stab the wizard (the one i payed) to death and take the pouch of gold back.

[Crispy_]

I throw a bow at them

[TristanLuigi]

Tear a wormhole in space-time from the future and jump into the fight.

[KillerCop311]

attempt PK Love Ω on skelly belly

[Theepicman]

Use tackle on Skelly Belly.

[SWAT One]

>Roll for number of turns:  Engineer uber-tank, manufacture tank division, raise and train army.

>Also roll for advantage if more players join in on production.

[Flatflyer]

Punch Charles in the face for throwing a bone at me
and then teleport behind the skeleton and turn its head backwards and teleport back

[CharlesSpeaking]

INSULT FLATFLYER TO DEATH FOR PUNCHING ME

[Flatflyer]

INSULT FLATFLYER TO DEATH FOR PUNCHING ME

WELL WHY DIDNT YOU YELL AT THE BONE TO GO TOWARDS THE SKELETONS
THAT COULDVE WORKED YA KNOW

[CharlesSpeaking]

WELL WHY DIDNT YOU YELL AT THE BONE TO GO TOWARDS THE SKELETONS
THAT COULDVE WORKED YA KNOW

I DON'T THINK THE SKELETONS HAVE DISCOVERED VOICE RECOGNITION

[Legodude77]

SHOOT SKELETON WITH REVOLVER.

[Cybertails1998]

Kick a rock with all my might again

[Fastlex]

Use more fire related attacks on the skeleton.