Roll to Take Action - Tophat Taverns - TristianLuigi promoted to Updater

[PurpleSir]

Smack your testicles over the enemies' face.

[Ad Bot]

[Snaked_Snake]

Thow grenade at the skeleton.

[SirLancelot7]

While out I use some of the money to outfit my army with the equipment of champions.

[Redconer]

This will take me a while to update, welp

[Flatflyer]

I DON'T THINK THE SKELETONS HAVE DISCOVERED VOICE RECOGNITION

WELL YOUR MAGICAL DRAGONBORN SHOUTS WOULD PROPEL THE BONE IN THE DIRECTION OF THE SKELETONS
THUS CAUSING IT TO HIT THEM AND NOT ME

[childofdarkness016]

Scan skeleton skelly belly for weaknesses.

[CharlesSpeaking]

WELL YOUR MAGICAL DRAGONBORN SHOUTS WOULD PROPEL THE BONE IN THE DIRECTION OF THE SKELETONS
THUS CAUSING IT TO HIT THEM AND NOT ME

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE WAY SHOUT POWER WORKS, AWK-COO-HOOTKIND

[Redconer]

Run to the nearest Skele and beat its skull in with the buttstock of my APMG

1 - BAD, it disarms you and headbutts you in the chest. In addition, Skelly Belly did a belly flop at you, instant death
jonnyman5656: DEAD

i quickly stab the wizard (the one i payed) to death and take the pouch of gold back.

There's no wizard, I just teleport items you buy into the game

I throw a bow at them

What do you mean "them"

Tear a wormhole in space-time from the future and jump into the fight.

You joined the fight

attempt PK Love Ω on skelly belly

4 - Skelly Belly received damage from the blow of the attack

Skelly Belly: 145/250

Use tackle on Skelly Belly.

3 - Only a little, but it didn't effect much

Skelly Belly: 140/250

>Roll for number of turns:  Engineer uber-tank, manufacture tank division, raise and train army.

>Also roll for advantage if more players join in on production.

3 - You only did Uber-Tank

2 - Bad, Skelly Belly crushed you

Skelly Belly: 135/250

SWAT One: 50/100

Punch Charles in the face for throwing a bone at me
and then teleport behind the skeleton and turn its head backwards and teleport back

5 - Christ, you killed Charles, monster...
You also turned Skelly Belly's head backwards with a CRITICAL HIT

CharlesSpeaking: DEAD

Skelly Belly: 105/250

INSULT FLATFLYER TO DEATH FOR PUNCHING ME

6 - My god, you killed Flatflyer as well, but you also killed Cripsy_

Flatflyer: DEAD

Crispy_: DEAD

SHOOT SKELETON WITH REVOLVER.

6 - You shot him with a CRITICAL HIT, but you hit your nose with the recoil of it

Legodude77: 70/100

Skelly Belly: 75/250

Kick a rock with all my might again

5 - It hit Skelly Belly fair and square

Skelly Belly 55/250

Use more fire related attacks on the skeleton.

1- BAD, you blasted it, with the addition of Skelly Belly belly flopping, instant death

Fastlex: DEAD

Smack your testicles over the enemies' face.

1 - You are just telling me to smash my testicles at him? You have angered me and a cast of a meteor eliminated you

PurpleSir: ELIMINATED
DEBUFF: Removal from game, no revive

Thow grenade at the skeleton.

3 - Alright I guess, they damage Skelly Belly a bit

Skelly Belly: 35/250

While out I use some of the money to outfit my army with the equipment of champions.

You dressed your troops in Champion Armor

Scan skeleton skelly belly for weaknesses.

2 - Bad, Skelly Belly wallops you in the face

childofdarkness016: 75/100
Skelly Belly counted 5 deaths and used their bones to fill him up

Skelly Belly: 135/275

OH stuff

[jonnyman5656]

Get revived.

[SWAT One]

Wtf.  No.  I'm not in action.  Just preparing.

Furthermore, I rolled for information for use at a later time.  >:/

[CharlesSpeaking]

WITH THE POWER OF ALL SHOUTS, I SHALL LIIIIIIVE

AND IF I SUCCESSFULLY REVIVE, BURN FLATFLYER'S CORPSE

[TristanLuigi]

Fire plasma arc!

[Theepicman]

Run to the town and get resurrection potions to revive the fallen allys.

[Flatflyer]

revive with magical amulet

[Legodude77]

USE MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH TO (partially) REVIVE ALL FALLEN ALLIES (around 1/3 of their max health?).