this is how I know the thread's ready for an update
ZANARAN2: 1R/1 - You mishandle your hydrochloric acid and it ends up all over you.
OOPS, 2 lives leftJAXX: 3 - You put a gun to the wall and yell "PUT YOUR HANDS UP, THIS IS A ROBBERY!", earning yourself a few odd looks.
JARELASH: 6.5 - You grab an entire tank of searing hot coffee and accelerate it at the wall at the speed of terminal velocity, severely scalding it. Then you grab what's left of ZANARAN2's acid and fling it at the wall in a frustated, drowsy fit.
RAGE!RENEKAR: 6.1/1 - You focus so hard on getting something as big as Andromeda Galaxy to fly into the wall that you spontaneously combust, eventually commiting a posthumous act of reality defying by continuing to stand.
REVIVAL DISABLED.SIRLANCELOT: 1/1 - You accelerate straight into Mars.
FATAL ATTRACTION, revival disabled!PURPLESIR: 4 - You launch a nuke into Mars, resulting in a such a large explosion that the wall (on Earth) is pelted with its former casing.
FLATFLYER: 5 - You conjure a colossal, white-and-gold colored arcane sword, and proceed to slice the wall with it.
COOL BOI: 1/2 - You summon a meteor, that immediately aims for the patch of land below you. You manage to get out of its way before it connects.
LEGENDZ: 6.5 - You tell the townspeople a celebration festival will be hosted nearby due to Mars, the war god. They give you all of their fireworks cache, placing it behind the wall. Lots of large explosions connect with the flaming wall as the festival goes on, and then a party takes place. RAGE!
CRISPY: 2 - You find a nuke, but are too weak from the damage to carry it, let alone fling it around.
FAB: 2 - You try to run for Russian president, but Putin is ultimately re-elected.
BOMB KIRBY: 3 - You try to launch a massive attack against the wall. Your troops stare at the wall and leave.
REKDCONER: 2 - You ask the local military if they have any more C4. They tell you to go C4 yourself. (the answer: no they don't)
KILLERCOP311: 3 - You "shoot" the wall with the Golden Gun.
ELECTRK: 5 - You give the Moon a push into Mars' trajectory, hoping they collide and leave Earth the hell alone.
FLAMEWALL: 5R - You break up with the wall, and steal its wallet. (for the purposes of both this update and the prev. update, you are a wall)
SHINYARCEUS4: 1/1 - You email AVGN to check out how stuffty this local wall is. Then you're swarmed with fans telling you how forgeted up you are.
DEAD, revival disabled!HODOT: 6.6 - You transform into Bop-It Benny, and then are doomed to rapidly bop the wall until it breaks and you die.
DOOOOOMED, revival disabled!OWNAGE56: 6.1/2 - You put on some aviator sunglasses and tell the wall to "deal with it". And then narrowly avoid a rapidly descending brick - apparently the wall's way of "dealing with it".
RENDERMAN: 3R - You let loose an immature amount of punches, hooks and uppercuts at the wall.
CHILDOFDARKNESS: 3 - You use PK Love Ω on the wall. Nothing observable happens.
POWERDAG: 1R/1 - You launch yourself into the moon in order to try eating it. You're swiftly terminal-velocitied into a pancake as the moon continues its descent.
DELICIOUS, revival disabled!KIDPLASMA: 5 - You push the Moon at the Earth with all your might, negating ELECTRK's action and attracting lots of negative attention.
YOU CAN NOW BE ATTACKED FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. PREPARE TO DIE.SLAMMER1337: 3 - You rename a brick and vaporize it. Then you walk straight into the rest of the wall.
IPQUARX: 5 - You successfully kill WALL. The actual wall is unaffected.
TUDORELEU: 6.6 - You light your entire bow on fire and let loose a hail of arrow, lighting the wall ablaze. You continue firing until you're forced to succumb to the flames engulfing you, and the impact from the falling brick meant for OWNAGE56.
HELLA, revival disabled!SNAKEDSNAKE: 5 - You throw all the grenades you have at the wall, birthing a large explosion.
WALL: 1/1 - You are killed out of nowhere in the most unfortunate exhibit of sheer coincidence.
forget IPQUARX, revival disabled!
TOTAL DAMAGE: -13.84%
LIVES ROSTER (no revive requests until further notice):
♥♥♡ ELECTRK
♥♥♡ KILLERCOP311
♥♥♡ FLATFLYER
♥♥♡ F3D323
♥♡♡ SWAT 3 DEAD, roll 4+
♥♡♡ GOJIRA (4 = 4, RESSED)
♥♥♡ JARELASH
♥♥♡ PWNON
♥♥♡ GREENMETRO DEAD, roll 3+
♥♥♡ CHARLESSPEAKING DEAD, roll 3+ (2 < 4, FAIL)
♥♥♡ THESCOUT DEAD, roll 3+ (3 < 4, FAIL)
♥♥♡ RANDOMTROLL39 DEAD, roll 3+ (2 < 4, FAIL)
♥♥♡ CAROLCAT DEAD, roll 4+
♥♥♡ TRISTANLUIGI DEAD, roll 4+ (2 < 5, FAIL)
♥♥♡ DEOXYS DEAD, roll 4+ (4 < 5, FAIL)
♥♥♡ ZANARAN2 DEAD, roll 5+
♥♥♡ RENEKAR DEAD, roll 6+
♥♥♡ SIRLANCELOT DEAD, roll 5+
♥♥♡ SHINYARCEUS DEAD, roll 5+
♥♥♡ HODOT DEAD, roll 4+
♥♥♡ POWERDAG DEAD, roll 5+
♥♥♡ TUDORELEU DEAD, roll 4+
♥♥♡ WALL DEAD, roll 5+IN RAGE: FLAMECANNON (1 left), KIDPLASMA (4 left), JARELASH (5 left)
The clouds and oceans around the world start to contort...EARTH IS DESTROYED IN 2 TURNS- NOTE: Dead players can attempt to kill KIDPLASMA.
WALL INTEGRITY: 19.13%
Bomb Kirby sucks rooster
