I'd like to use this space to say I gave Bomb Kirby an ultimatum involving an image, his relatives and a man-eating pizza so he wouldn't try to copy my thread.
JARELASH: 5 - You vigorously mash a cactus against the wall
FLATFLYER: 5 - You bend a massive waterball out of the nearest ocean, and smash it into the wall.
COOL BOI: 6/3 - You grab the biggest and explodiest rocket you have, fire it... aaand miss the wall.
GOJIRA: 1/2 - Your spaceship and booster cache fly up in flames. You emerge from the wreckage unscathed.
FAB: 4 - You fling an old Nokia phone at the wall.
PURPLESIR: 3 - Your overclocked jackhammer's hammer launches itself at the wall at mach 5.
ELECTRK: 1/1 - You saddle up a cruise missle and shoot for the moon, making a tragically spectacular fireworks show. SLOW CLAP, revival disabled!
SHADOWED999: 5 - Your beastmen channel intense levels of dark magic at the moon, attempting to hold it in place.
ZANARAN2: @ - You, as a ghost, manage to amass enough strength to create a fissure and shove KIDPLASMA into your own acid spill. He starts screaming and flailing, but soon stops. The fissure disappears in a green pulse and you wake up on the ground.
EVERYONE GETS A REVIVE!IPQUARX: 1 - Your bots misinterpret your order and shoot before aiming at the wall. You almost die from fifty rockets to the solar plexus, but then are bathed in some sort of green light from ZANARAN2's stunt.
NOT QUITE DEAD!KILLERCOP311: 5 - You send an armada of magic-wielding fairies to spam magic missles at the wall.
OWNAGE56: 2 - Your bomber fails to start.
BOMB KIRBY: 5 - You launch an Exterminatus-scale offensive against the wall, causing an earthquake in the process.
CRISPY: 2 - Your phaser embarrassingly shorts out.
FLAMEWALL: 1 - As a wall, you're swiftly disintegrated in the crossfire. Holding a wall crowning ceremony in front of a crowd of wall-killers killing a wall, unsurprisingly, isn't a good idea. As FLAMECANNON however, you're alive but pretty shaken.
LEGENDZ: 2 - It seems everyone's partied enough and left. What a shame.
KANEW2000: 4 - You fling basketballs at the moon, from a spaceship.
TOTAL DAMAGE: -10.21%
LIVES ROSTER:
Everyone's alive (except kidplasma and renekar) and there's just one turn left
PARTYING LIKE THEY'RE IN RAGE: JARELASH
The earth below you starts to boil...EARTH IS DESTROYED IN 1 TURN- NOTE: Fail to kill the wall next turn, and it's game over!
WALL INTEGRITY: 8.92%
No seriously, Bomb Kirby is a total rooster
