Slay That Dragon v.5 - A fossil from the early years

[hodot]

the dragon has too much sass for you, and kills you with its backtalk.

i try to nuke it, in a giant microwave.

[Ad Bot]

[shinyarceus4]

The mere presence of the dragon causes both machines to backfire.

I divide the dragon by 0.

[PowerDag]

Error 1

I touch the dragon's butt and buy it pizza

[SWAT One]

Dragon stomps you and pizza into ground.

I lay a cleverly hidden trap with sheep with powerful poison in their fleece.

[Theepicman]

The sheep get affected by the poison and they die.

I put a saddle on the dragon and ride it.

[SWAT One]

Dragon lands and rolls over.

I shoot dragon with cannon.

[Cybertails1998]

You accidentally mix the cannonball up with a large circular taco. The dragon chews you out for making a mess.

I challenge the dragon to a boxing match.

[F3d323]

It completely obliterates you.

I launch a nuclear attack on the dragon.

[Ipquarx]

It roars so loudly that the bombs explode before launching.

I threaten that the dragon will suffer it's brother's fate.

[Flatflyer]

The Dragon doesn't have a brother sadly.

I fly around the dragon in circles until it becomes confused and falls over and dies.

[shinyarceus4]

The dragon chomps you mid-flight.

I smash an infinitely tall, infinitely long wall onto the dragon.

[randomtroll39]

The dragon turns out to be the wall

Push the YMDTW wall onto the dragon

[jonnyman5656]

To bad you are on a different world.

I try to be friends with the dragon

[randomtroll39]

He tries to hump you and crushes you

I stuff on the dragon

[Zanaran2]

The dragon bites your head off.

I summon another dragon against the dragon!