It's almost done. If no one has anything else to suggest then this is what it's going to be.
A beer bottle with two UI names so that you can choose which mode it starts at in the player's inventory. The player may right click to flip the bottle to use it's other mode. It has two modes:
Drink
When you take out the bottle, a snazzy bottle cap comes flying off. If used in drink mode, your screen will flash white and red(the amount depending on your alcohol level) and the bottle will be consumed and removed from your inventory. Your alcohol level will be raised by 0.06 every drink. If your alcohol level is below 0.3, you will gain 30 HP every time you drink beer. If it's 0.3 or above, you will loose 15 HP per drink.
If your alcohol level reaches 0.08, you will say random drunken messages now and then, plus you will sometimes moan and groan when you chat.
When your alcohol level hits 0.3, you will randomly pass out for a few seconds, now and then.
If your alcohol level gets to 0.6, you will die of alcohol poisoning.
Weapon
You can flip the bottle upside down to use it as a weapon. It will deal 30 damage on first hit, then it will break and 10-25 pieces of glass will go flying, dealing 10 damage for each piece of glass that hits someone. After the bottle is broken it will deal 20 damage when it hits someone and it can no longer be switched back to drink mode.
I think that's all.
