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[cocoaTHEhotdog]

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So this guy dozes off while sun tanning and wakes up and sees a girl walk up to him. She asks "What's that?", pointing to his snake. He says that's his bird. When he wakes up, he's in the hospital and sees the girl. "What the hell happened?!" The girl responds- "We'll... I went to pet ur bird but it sprang up and spat at me so I broke its neck, stomped on its eggs, and set it's nest on fire.

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[Maxwell.]

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[hodot]

women's rights

[Valkerone]

nok nok hooz der ducter ducter hoo LEL funeh rite?

[RedJohn]

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[MrKitKat]

pusillanimous individual

do u get it LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLZ

-all of middle school

[Night_Hawk]

I wanted to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it
I also had to sell my car for gas money

[hodot]

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

[Cassord²]

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[Night_Hawk]

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Well I don't think I got anything else then
Damit...

[childofdarkness016]

women's rights

*men's rights

also did u know that coffee has been the bitter grounds of many heated debates???

[Electrk.]

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[Maxwell.]

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[Camel]

a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuck in his crotch. the Bartender exlcaims, "woah! there's a ship's wheel on your crotch!". The pirate replies, "Ar! It's drivin' me nuts!"

a man walks into a doctor's office with a carrot up his nose. The doctor looks at him and says "well, you're not eating properly".

[-Blok-]

a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuck in his crotch. the Bartender exlcaims, "woah! there's a ship's wheel on your crotch!". The pirate replies, "Ar! It's drivin' me nuts!"

He needs to find something to priate out with.