[Forum game] Stop It!

[Bomb Kirby]

ctrl + alt + delete

end process death.exe

Your chocolate bar melts.

[Ad Bot]

[Redconer]

SLURP IT ALL UP

You accidentally start a nose bleed

[Bomb Kirby]

Been there, done that... grab some tissues.

You post in the wrong thread.

[TheBlueHobo]

leave the post to confuse people Modify it to something stupid related to thread

You wake tied to a chair and  has his dingus hanging out ready for some fun

[Bomb Kirby]

Get up and walk away. You said I'm tied to a chair. You never specified what parts are tied up, nor how powerful the stuff holding you down was.

You're tied to a chair with yarn.

[Slammer1337]

the captor forgot to properly tie the yarn. guess he needed the kidnap money because he didnt have a job!

you're getting sucked into a plane engine

[Advanced Bot]

try not to go in 1k pieces

you are stuck in a locked room with 10 other guys

[TheBlueHobo]

try not to go in 1k pieces

you are stuck in a locked room with 10 other guys

Tell them to get a camera and lets get this stuff rolling

You realize your parents are setting you up at a human trafficking website (if you are to old for parents then your best friend set you up)

[IronMelon]

Tell them to get a camera and lets get this stuff rolling

You realize your parents are setting you up at a human trafficking website (if you are to old for parents then your best friend set you up)

Be okay with it.

You are really hungry and only have a poisoned cake to eat.

[Slammer1337]

sell the cake to a poor sap and buy a chicken dinner

everyone is dying

[Pie Crust]

Sing "Stayin' Alive"

Argentina's soccer fans are heading to your country.

[Skig]

So America shoots them as they jump the border

A semi is headed straight for you but you can't get up

[Rabbot32]

Remove its tires at the speed of light.

I get Admin.

[Malleo100]

Everyone tells badspot what a horrible admin you are

A gang a Bloods are near you and you are waring a blue shirt

[Bomb Kirby]

get in the car and leave

you go to the dA thread