The Object-Chucking Game

[Gatysh]

I berate you for double-posting and having a stuff imagination.

I throw some whole garlic.

I catch the garlic in a ziplock baggie and seal it for later use.

I throw one troy ounce of Jew Gold™.

[Ad Bot]

[Zanaran2]

I catch it, and conceal it as quickly as possible before the Jews find out.

I throw a small, starving Ugandan child, brittle and weak from disease.

[Doom Mantis]

Dunno what happened, went comatose.


I throw a thread from reddit.

[th3coolst3r]

I catch it and throw it in the spam folder


I throw an overly attached girlfriend

[Doom Mantis]

I just give up on life.



I throw the overly attached girlfriend.

[blueblur121]

I scold the above users for referencing a meme. You know better.

I throw a smart-bomb.

[77x5ghost2]

I eat it
It explodes itself before it hits me

i throw my ps2

[HellHound]

I am promptly injured in a realistic fashion according to having a brick of plastic thrown at me.

I throw a thermonuclear warhead.

[Doom Mantis]

You can't lift that.

I throw the Steam community.

[F3d323]

doom learn to play pls

i deflect them with summer sales

i throw a cat

[blueblur121]

I catch a dog.

I throw a feeling of complete confusion, due to the below user witnessing the event that had just happened with the cat/dog.

[HellHound]

I respond accordingly with a high level of confusion.

In my confusion I accidentally throw a table.

[Doom Mantis]

I get hit by it and it breaks two of my ribs.

I am in the same room, thus I throw a chair.

[77x5ghost2]

I catch the chair then i sit on it

I throw a dr pepper bottle

[randomtroll39]

It falls to the ground nowhere near me

I throw Hulk Hogan