Straight Megathread - i didn't expect to get this far

[Snaked_Snake]

I don't believe you.
Prove it.

I have a crush on a girl.

[Ad Bot]

[Snaked_Snake]

Also ahouldnt the others have to prove it?

[Nitro_Weavile]

Im a straight male

[pefu19]

I love how in all of OP, there is not a single word saying "heteroloveual" or atleast "hetero"

[childofdarkness016]

but traps are hot

Wow, stop sympathizing with them. That only fuels them further. What if they start recruiting people outside of Tumblr? Disgusting.

[IdeTheBird]

Put me down as super straight.

[Night Fox]

Put me down as super straight.

jesus cries when you tell a lie

[dudeman162]

look at this gay cigarette lol

[Biohazard]

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look at this gay cigarette lol

we don't need to do anything here, it's already turning to ash

[Candy Apple]

we don't need to do anything here, it's already turning to ash

You're an ash hole.

[Fab]

Add me

[Biohazard]

You're an ash hole.

nice pun but i hope everyone realizes i was joking

[Planr]

Well this certainly is the best joke thread I've seen of the day.

[Slammer1337]

im2straight4u B)

[Jubel]

Women dont understand me, im a classy man who wears clothes of the past because everyone else is wearing stupid jock stuff. They never go for me the nice guy, they always go for the richards.

What am i doing wrong :(