Straight Megathread - i didn't expect to get this far

[Pie Crust]

You're doing nothing wrong. You're surrounded by whores and women with no taste.

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

You're doing nothing wrong. You're surrounded by whores and women with no taste.

lol

[Jubel]

i tried wearing a scarf but they just scoffed 'x'

you must be right women have no taste in a classy man like me

[Pie Crust]

I still don't understand the logic of women now-a-days. Why go with the guy that treats you like an starfish rather than the gentleman trying to impress you?

[Doughboy]

I still don't understand the logic of women now-a-days. Why go with the guy that treats you like an starfish rather than the gentleman trying to impress you?

i've heard this so many times it bugs me

[Planr]

[Steve5451²]

Wow, stop sympathizing with them. That only fuels them further. What if they start recruiting people outside of Tumblr? Disgusting.

traPS MAKE ME ERECT

[ResonKinetic]

traPS MAKE ME ERECT

YES

[Harm94]

I still don't understand the logic of women now-a-days. Why go with the guy that treats you like an starfish rather than the gentleman trying to impress you?

Usually when people first meet they are all nice and try to impress people, then after awhile once the relation has settled down is when things get sour.

[awesomebread]

Updated OP
So since every other "loveuality" gets their own flag, I thought that I'd make one for us normal people:

[DrenDran]

Updated OP
So since every other "loveuality" gets their own flag, I thought that I'd make one for us normal people:

I made one too:

[IdeTheBird]

jesus cries when you tell a lie

Just because you bat for the other team doesn't mean everyone else does bub.

[Night Fox]

Just because you bat for the other team doesn't mean everyone else does bub.

not saying everyone else does

[Rabbot32]

*Slowly raises hand*
Does being Aloveual count as straight?

[Frankie²]

guys ignore nf
he's just mad he isnt that special anymore