Straight Megathread - i didn't expect to get this far

[Harm94]

Somebody has a case of Social Justice Warrior. This is a joke thread, its not meant to be taken serious.

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[KoopaScooper]

Take a blunt to the face and chill the forget out lol.
You're overreacting. Take a step back.

[Steve5451²]

my sister is 9 you FIEND

:^)

[WALK2222]

why does everybody have a gay uncle

am i going to be the gay uncle someday

Next generation guncles
unite

[Kimon²]

Next generation guncles
unite

guncles sounds like a disease

[Rally]

I am a heteroloveual male who is infatuated with a female in my community.

I also like cars and rifles.

[WALK2222]

guncles sounds like a disease

It is

[Silreath]

Why we dont need a straght thread: Everyone comes into a big circlejerk of "hurr I'm hetero (jokes on cigarettes!1!!1)"
Why we need a LGBT+ thread: It gets slandered for the smallest things ("the title is too long, i get LGBT, but why Q and A???") and LGBT+ has a smaller community.
forget this straight earth

[Rigel]

I am a heteroloveual male who is infatuated with a female in my community.

I also like cars and rifles.

[Rally]

Why we dont need a straght thread: Everyone comes into a big circlejerk of "hurr I'm hetero (jokes on cigarettes!1!!1)"
Why we need a LGBT+ thread: It gets slandered for the smallest things ("the title is too long, i get LGBT, but why Q and A???") and LGBT+ has a smaller community.
forget this straight earth

Why are you so adverse to a group of people being proud of their loveuality?

[WALK2222]

Why we dont need a straght thread: Everyone comes into a big circlejerk of "hurr I'm hetero (jokes on cigarettes!1!!1)"
Why we need a LGBT+ thread: It gets slandered for the smallest things ("the title is too long, i get LGBT, but why Q and A???") and LGBT+ has a smaller community.
forget this straight earth

Actually a large portion of this thread is gay / bi people

[UnoriginalGuy]

Why we dont need a straght thread: Everyone comes into a big circlejerk of "hurr I'm hetero (jokes on cigarettes!1!!1)"
Why we need a LGBT+ thread: It gets slandered for the smallest things ("the title is too long, i get LGBT, but why Q and A???") and LGBT+ has a smaller community.
forget this straight earth

"Let's have a gay pride march!"
Yay, go gay pride! You guys rock!

"Let's have a straight pride march!"
What the forget is wrong with you guys?


"Let's have a black pride march!"
Yeah, go blacks! They're such a proud race!

"Let's have an Asian pride march!"
Hooray, I love their interesting culture and history!

"Let's have a white pride march!"
Are you loving handicapped, whites are the epitome of evil!

[WALK2222]

"Let's have a gay pride march!"
Yay, go gay pride! You guys rock!

"Let's have a straight pride march!"
What the forget is wrong with you guys?


"Let's have a black pride march!"
Yeah, go blacks! They're such a proud race!

"Let's have an Asian pride march!"
Hooray, I love their interesting culture and history!

"Let's have a white pride march!"
Are you loving handicapped, whites are the epitome of evil!

Is this a joke orr..

[Yosher]

how do people even skip the process of thinking "huh wow, maybe this thread is a joke..."

[UnoriginalGuy]

Is this a joke orr..

I'm just saying.