If you were God, what would you do?

[Gatysh]

Create separate dimensions and copies of this universe so I can freely do what I please without affecting my "home" universe/dimension.

[Ad Bot]

[Tayasaurus]

Deport all atheists to a world where Creationists are the only accepted scientific authorities 

[Gatysh]

Deport all atheists to a world where Creationists are the only accepted scientific authorities 

Oh god, I'd watch that just to see how many are fedora-wearing scrublords who won't do stuff but bitch and moan on reddit, and who's willing to actually try to take over and throw the creationists off their podium.

[Char]

remove anyone that says that they do not have a biological gender

nobody says that?
well i guess what you mean is the people that make a distinction between love (man/woman) and gender (love you identify with)?

[dargereldren]

be nice and also not care if anyone believed in me or not

[Tetris]

make death impossible

overpopulation

it would loving suck

[Couatl]

Not make anything so I could sit on my ass all day in nothing

[Biohazard]

nobody says that?

transgender people make a huge loving deal out of it

[/Pacha]

transgender people make a huge loving deal out of it

i don't think you're wording it right

everyone knows they have a biological gender at birth, but there are some who want to change genders. just 'cause they want to change genders doesn't mean they deny having a biological gender though?

[Biohazard]

i don't think you're wording it right

everyone knows they have a biological gender at birth, but there are some who want to change genders. just 'cause they want to change genders doesn't mean they deny having a biological gender though?

gimme a second, maybe i'm wrong
i worded it wrong, people get pissy about being referred to as their biological gender

[Buu]

overpopulation

it would loving suck

i want to see earth become a giant squirming ball of flesh and bone

[Pie Crust]

I'd make a dinner and have people talk about it 2000 years later.

[Tetris]

i want to see earth become a giant squirming ball of flesh and bone

i've found the antichrist

[/Pacha]

i worded it wrong, people get pissy about being referred to as their biological gender

oh, okay. yeah i understand that but only to an extent. i don't think it's right if someone wants to identify as a girl and you continuously refer to them as a boy or as an "it" (or vice versa). BUT on the flip side there are people on tumblr who will act like you just committed genocide if it was an honest mistake lol, those are the people who get pissy.

[hodot]

give everyone food and eternal happiness

wait those are the same things