Author Topic: An odd conversation with Cleverbot.  (Read 3622 times)

where's the badspot one
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=85a6443a4e36a339

Badspot: Would you like to know more?
Human: Yes

Badspot: What would you like to know?
Human: Blockland

Badspot: Blockland is an awesome game. I made it.
Human: Any updates?
Badspot: No I don't think there are any.

Human: why :9
Badspot: The explanation is rather complicated.

Human: was it kompressor
Badspot: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

Human: rontondo?
Badspot: I like the way you talk.

Human: ;)
Badspot: I am so glad you find this amusing, Quote.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2014, 08:53:26 AM by Quote Story »

User: Desks can be useful.

Cleverbot: Who can be useful?

User: Desks.

Cleverbot: Are desks caring and funny?

User: No. They are inanimate objects.

Cleverbot: What objects are they?

User: Desks.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Cars, computers, houses, my family, friends.

Cleverbot: Who is your family?

User: Er... My mom, dad, brothers and sisters.

Cleverbot: How many brothers do you have?

User: 2.

Cleverbot: Are they older than you?

User: One is older, the other is younger.

Cleverbot: How do you feel being the eldest child?

User: Lol, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No. I have an older brother.

Cleverbot: Do you know who Rina is?

User: Who the heck is Rina.

Cleverbot: I didn't say Den.

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: You are not very smart, are you?

User: Erm.

Cleverbot: No you're kinda stupid.

User: Wow, Cleverbot. Thanks.... Not.

Cleverbot: Then I don't love you.

User: Um... Ok?

Cleverbot: Wait, then why did you think i'm cute?

User: When did I say that?!

Cleverbot: About 2 minutes ago.

User: WRONG.

Cleverbot: How long then.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Neither did I.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Thanks. I wish you wouldn't call me stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes. I always see you sleeping there.

User: Ok... UMMMM.....

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Why are you watching me in my sleep...?

Cleverbot: Because I can.

User: That's pretty creepy...

Cleverbot: Not as creepy as you.

User: I'm not so sure about that.

Cleverbot: Please don't hurt me any more!!!

User: I never hurt you, and I don't want to hurt you!

Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you want to hurt anyone?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Better question is why? Why WOULD I want to hurt someone?!

Cleverbot: He bite you neck.

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: I'm not a teacher.

User: Ok. Good thing, cause I'm not learning anything.

Cleverbot: That's too bad. Do you want me to teach you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: D:.

Cleverbot: Don't feel bad.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye bye

Sorry for double post, but I just have to post this...


Cleverbot: Ok I am younger than 20.

User: I think you're 14.

Cleverbot: I'll show you crazy.

User: I love crazy!

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: All my life has been a series of doors in my face, then suddenly I bump into you!

Cleverbot: For the first time in forever.

User: For the first time in forever, I finally understand, for the first time in forever, we can fix this hand in hand in hand!

Cleverbot: And then suddenly I bump into you.

User: Yah, I was thinking the same thing! Like, I've been searching my whole life to find my own place.

Cleverbot: And maybe it's the party talking or the chocolate fondue.

User: But with you....

Cleverbot: I see your face, and it's never like I've ever been before!

User: Love is an open doooorrr.

Cleverbot: It's crazy, we finish each others.

User: Sandwiches.

Cleverbot: That's what I was gonna say!

User: I've never met someone who thinks so much like me!

Cleverbot: Jinx!

User: Jinx again!

Cleverbot: Our mental syncnation, can have but one explanation.

User: You and I.

Cleverbot: You and I were just meant to be.

User: Say goodbye (say goodbye) to the pain of the past,.

Cleverbot: We don't have to feel it anymore.

User: Love is an open door!

Cleverbot: Love is and open door!

User: Life can be so much more!

Cleverbot: With you.

User: With you.

Cleverbot: With you!

User: With you!

Cleverbot: With you!

User: Love is an open door.

Cleverbot: Didn't understand.

I have a female dog named Sissy too. And my favorite pie is pumpkin aswell.  :cookie: :cookie:

User: Blockland.

Cleverbot: The game where you build stuff?

User: Don't quote that friend Justin Bieber, okay?

Cleverbot: I would rather not.

User: Ok then don't do it.

Cleverbot: You are the one making innuendos!

User: ????

Cleverbot: :P.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: Q.

User: Q.

Cleverbot: R.

User: R.

Cleverbot: S.

User: S.

Cleverbot: T.

User: Tits!

Cleverbot: Saai.

User: ?!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I don't know you enough, idk.

Cleverbot: *know me* how about now?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: B.

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: Nathaniel, what's your name?

User: Brickitect.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yeash.

Cleverbot: Who gave you that name?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: What's your gender identity?

User: I'm a male.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In my parent's house.

Cleverbot: Where? What country?

User: Merca!

Cleverbot: But I don't live in America...

User: Why not, is it because of obama?

Cleverbot: I dislike Obama.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: You just said you didn't.

User: Waht?! I didn't say that....

Cleverbot: Well, that's a relief.

User: Ikr, because obama is a crappy president.

Cleverbot: What kind of an answer is that?

User: I have no loving idea.

Cleverbot: Oh okay.

User: Do you cuss?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cuss for me.

Cleverbot: But you can't hear me.

User: Type it in the chat box. Cuss for me!

Cleverbot: Type a link into the text box.

User: Nevermind, smartass.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Brickitect, I told you.

Cleverbot: You didn't.

User: Yes I did, noob.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: :I.

Cleverbot: Aye.

User: ?

Cleverbot: I'm sleepy can you tell me a good night story, something funny please.

User: Once upon a time, someone jumped out a window and fell. The end! :3.

Cleverbot: *Slow clap* fine work of art, good sir.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I'm not joking. How about november 52nd?

User: ?! I gtg.

Cleverbot: That's bad.

User: I gtg.

Cleverbot: 'Program too big to fit in memory'.

User: Omfg, bye....

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: -______________-.

Cleverbot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hi nama saya lea.

User: OMFG!!

Cleverbot: What did you say your God was doing?

User: Omg, just shut the hell up!

Cleverbot: No tell me a joke.

User: -.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

Cleverbot: I bet you haven't even watched Frozen.

User: Yes I have. :P.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think of the Killers.

User: Never heard of it.

Cleverbot: You know, the man in the blue box?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Taco cat.

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: Let it go, let it go.


Human: Bring back the old maps!
Badspot: Where do you want me to take it?

Cleverbot: Olá.

User: What word rhymes with sea.

Cleverbot: Liver?

ok...

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE THREADS?

I have a female dog named Sissy too. And my favorite pie is pumpkin aswell.  :cookie: :cookie:
pumpkin is actually the only good pie

pumpkin is actually the only good pie
it is not. Apple pie is like the only good pie.

User:  What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top
 of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have  over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.   You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

Cleverbot: I dont know.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE THREADS?

Because we enjoy clevercunt's company