Your Dream Job - YOU CANT DO THAT

[F3d323]

You are about to register for your dream job, ass you see the registration chart, some people have already signed their names, and the last spot is just for you, how convenient!



And, as you grab your pen, you get ready to write your name...

Wait, whats your name?

>Choose name

[Ad Bot]

[Candy Apple]

Name: Butts

No last name, no middle name... just Butts.

[F3d323]

You proudly sign your name and walk away, you'll have to wait 3 turns until you go to your first day of your job.

In the meantime, you ponder...

What should you do to kill time?

> Look at any mirror and see how you look
> Go play videogames
> Call mom and tell her what you've just accomplished

[Dre5567]

kill yourself and survive and then die

[Biohazard]

call my mom and tell her -... uh... i forgot. hang up on mom.

[F3d323]

Seems like she got angry for you wasting her time

> Look at any mirror and see how you look
> Go play videogames
> Call mom and tell her what you've just accomplished

[Renousim]

look in mirror

[kidplasma]

Look in mirror

[Zanaran2]

Wake up. Cry self back to sleep.

[F3d323]

You store your phone in your pocket and look at the mirror...

What do you look like? (post an image)
after 3 images are posted, a poll will be set up

[Pie Crust]

Like Maradona

[Candy Apple]

We're gonna invalidate Pie Crust's submission so here's what you actually look like

[Pie Crust]

invalidate Pie Crust's submission

forget you. Lord Maradona will come kick your ass tonight.

[Renousim]

you look like this

[F3d323]

Poll set up. Its going to be up for 20 mins.