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Make them.

The plane you're in gets hijacked.

ride an inflatable boat out of it


you're too cool for school what do you do

smoke weed and rob stores and beat up people to steal their cars

my brothers hogging the pc what do

Say you really need to rub one off and you'll do it right over his shoulder if he doesn't leave the room.

phone broken

StealBuy new one.

Someone broke into your car to steal your recently purchased game about breaking into cars (GTA V).

StealBuy new one.

RED OR BLUE WIRE
ITS GOING TO BLOW UP, HURRY UP

Who needs a game? Ride a stolen car down a mountain while it's covered in explosives.

You are now about to explode due to putting explosives on your car.

dont get in the car

your mom and the hottest girl you know switched bodies and you have to bang one of them. which one?

RED OR BLUE WIRE
ITS GOING TO BLOW UP, HURRY UP

PURPLE WIRE!

Your ass is about to explode with the nastiest, wettest, and loudest fart ever in front of a group of blood-thirsty feminists. Wat do?