wtf is wrong with me

[Candy Apple]

i think people can read my mind, even if im not sitting with them/talking to them
i think people are often out to get me, and possibly kill me
i think that im being tracked everywhere i go/someone is watching me
i get bouts of uncontrollable rage etc etc

doctors of blf, what is wrong with me???

[Ad Bot]

[ßlöükfáce]

you need to get weapons in that case

[Candy Apple]

you need to get weapons in that case

good one

[lolz??]

you have schizomisozooaudioaracnophobi philia

[Pie Crust]

i think people are often out to get me, and possibly kill me
i think that im being tracked everywhere i go/someone is watching me

Paranoias we share.

[Candy Apple]

you have schizomisozooaudioaracnophobi philia

Thank you for the diagnosis ill go talk to my doctor immediately

EDIT: he said that isnt a real thing

[Niff]

go see a doctor damnit

[Bester Bageler]

Your in the matrix

You are a clone in orphan black and are becoming self aware.

uhh, you ate a rotten candy apple and are now hallucinating?

[Candy Apple]

i think i contracted a memento

[Assistant]

It's me, I'm the one who's after you.

[lolz??]

Thank you for the diagnosis ill go talk to my doctor immediately

EDIT: he said that isnt a real thing

he's just a liberal idiot trying to push his own hidden agenda

[TeeOS]

i think that im being tracked everywhere i go/someone is watching me

Do you experience these when you're in the shower, like refusing to wash your hair because you think a man will be standing there?

sorry

[Candy Apple]

he's just a liberal idiot trying to push his own hidden agenda

he needs to check his arachnoschizophrephobianasogo dogeredditfatsyndromemultiple homophonesyndromephobia syndrome privilege doesnt he

[F3d323]

mr f3dasoid diagnoses you with paranoia a big richard

[Doughboy]

you've got a serious case of minor major sycoymin