i lost my legs, advice?

[gr8dayseth]

"This just in, an attorney by the name of Phoenix Wrong has just died."

[Ad Bot]

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

OBJECTION!



None of this is real! We're in an internet forum on the WWW; where someone with the alias of "lolz??" posted he has no legs! Many people started to respond to this joke thread, which in turn created us in this alternative world! I am totally out of character, breaking the fourth wall, but all of this is lies! We have no meaning, other than to fight about things that aren't real! Fish can't talk, birds can't talk, and "lolz??" wouldn't survive losing all of his limbs without treatment! I say... we're ALL guilty!


*shoots self after having breakdown*

[gr8dayseth]

"This just in, an attorney by the name of Phoenix Wrong has just died again. More on this at 82."

[Flatflyer]

"This just in, an attorney by the name of Phoenix Wrong has just died again. More on this at 82."

OBJECTION
   
IM STILL HERE

[gr8dayseth]

"This just in, a bird who calls himself 'Flatflyer' has revived Phoenix Left and has saved humanity. More on this at Thursday."
Alright I'm done with the news reporter thing, I did it too much now

[Rockinboy2000]

FLATFLYER HAS TAKEN THE PLACE AS AN ATTORNEY

 

WHAT WILL WE DO NOW

[lolz??]

lets jerk off to birds

[gr8dayseth]

"Wait a second."
*flaaaaaaasshback*

I'll have you know, the hospital ISN'T anywhere near my house! My house is in the goddamn ocean and you just started to roll down here!"

*transition effect*

But I'm not dead, I lied, I also didn't ever have limbs, I lied, I'm a loving fish if you haven't already realized

"Oh my god, he IS a fish! We accused him falsely!"

[Flatflyer]

lets jerk off to birds

I agree

[xbox 360 fan]

I find this offensive

[The Magical Dunes]

I find this offensive

i agree. the disgusting ableism displayed here is enough to make me physically sick. you children should be locked up in jail. disabled people are NOT a joke.

[Redconer]

But what about the INSECTS

[Caribou]

Since my previous suggestion of the OP to grow his legs back, I have anther great suggestion: he could sew his legs back together!

[Redconer]

Since my previous suggestion of the OP to grow his legs back, I have anther great suggestion: he could sew his legs back together!

With his nothing's? His tounge? His teeth?

[jonnyman5656]

This crap is gettin' real