i lost my legs, advice?

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How did you get over to your computer to ask this highly legitimate question?
dumbass it says he had his phone

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But I'm not dead, I lied, I also didn't ever have limbs, I lied, I'm a loving fish if you haven't already realized, I've always wanted limbs, and If I can't have them, then nobody can, and I am going to go and kill every... human with limbs I can find, I will beat them to death with my 15 incher and I will purify the evil human race by making everybody a cripple
Sounds like you need a snickers

But I'm not dead, I lied, I also didn't ever have limbs, I lied, I'm a loving fish if you haven't already realized, I've always wanted limbs, and If I can't have them, then nobody can, and I am going to go and kill every... human with limbs I can find, I will beat them to death with my 15 incher and I will purify the evil human race by making everybody a cripple
"OBJECTION! You were actually lying to YOURSELF."

jokes on you im not a human


wait
wouldnt you have died a long time ago from blood loss
this makes no sense

wait
wouldnt you have died a long time ago from blood loss
this makes no sense
"HOLD IT!"
"You don't have a degree in medicine, so therefore you are WRONG."

"OBJECTION"

"HE HAS MEDICAL WEED TO HELP"

"OBJECTION! You were actually lying to YOURSELF."
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BUT IF I WAS DEAD I COULDNT LIE NOW COULD I

BUT IF I WAS DEAD I COULDNT LIE NOW COULD I?
"OBJECTION!"

"If you were dead how would you have SPOKEN?!?!?"


"OBJECTION!"

"If you were dead how would you have SPOKEN?!?!?"
BUT IF I WAS DEAD YOU WOULDNT BE SPEAKING TO ME AFTER I SPOKE TO YOU SAYING BUT IF I WAS DEAD I COULDNT SPEAK NOW COULD I

OBJECTION
     

IF HE WAS A FISH HOW COULD HE HAVE ROLLED DOWN A CLIFF

HOW COULDNT I
   
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