i lost my legs, advice?

[Caribou]

You could let your legs grow back! 

[Ad Bot]

[lolz??]

I have new arms and legs and a functioning snake now 2 inches longer then my last
thank you for your advice forums

[Assistant]

You could let your legs grow back! 

Already said that, num nuts. >:C

[gr8dayseth]

"This just in, a few minutes ago a man was found on hill beating up another man with no limbs, bystanders too busy laughing to do anything. The man with no limbs fought back and grew his limbs back, however they are both being sent to court. More on this at 11."

[Bomb Kirby]

-snip-
"This just in, a few minutes ago a man was found on hill beating up another man with no limbs, bystanders too busy laughing to do anything. The man with no limbs fought back and grew his limbs back, however they are both being sent to court. More on this at 11."

But it's 6:52

why should I have to wait 4 hours for tonight's top story

[gr8dayseth]

But it's 6:52

why should I have to wait 4 hours for tonight's top story

It's for suspense

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

im innocent i swear
he was on my property and it obviously said no trespassers!!!1

[lolz??]

I hope you enjoy prison

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I hope you enjoy prison

SAYS THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY LIMBS AND snake
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I ESCAPED PRISON MILLIONS OF TIMES AND ILL DO IT AGAIN!111

[gr8dayseth]

"The court of invisible people is now in session."

[blueblur121]

SAYS THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY LIMBS AND snake
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I ESCAPED PRISON MILLIONS OF TIMES AND ILL DO IT AGAIN!111

Without limbs? Or a snake?

[lolz??]

"Your honor, id like to say that at the time, ripping his snake off and stitching it onto my ass seemed like the best way to stop his attack, it was purely self defense"

[Artificial Blocko]

Without limbs? Or a snake?

Now he cant have love with all the disabled girls at his new school

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Without limbs? Or a snake?

lolz stole my limbs and snake when i was beating on him for being on my property, i mean look at him his limbs are literally jelly-like who else would have jelly-like limbs

[blueblur121]

who else would have jelly-like limbs

A super hero.