Author Topic: i lost my legs, advice? (Read 10598 times)

lolz?? · May 25, 2014, 07:02:28 PM

"Lies! I was not on your property! I was rolling to get to a hospital through the roads!"

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Candy Apple · May 25, 2014, 07:02:32 PM

I am a witness. I saw Big Bad Jellyfish brutally ass-raping this poor disabled man. The "Disabled Ass-Raping Act" defines that as illegal and treason against the united states.

lolz?? · May 25, 2014, 07:02:57 PM

"See? I have witnesses!"

The Big Bad Jellyfish · May 25, 2014, 07:03:38 PM

Quote from: lolz?? on May 25, 2014, 07:02:28 PM

"Lies! I was not on your property! I was rolling to get to a hospital through the roads!"

"Objection!
I'll have you know, the hospital ISN'T anywhere near my house! My house is in the goddamn ocean and you just started to roll down here!"

Quote from: Candy Apple on May 25, 2014, 07:02:32 PM

I am a witness. I saw Big Bad Jellyfish brutally ass-raping this poor disabled man. The "Disabled Ass-Raping Act" defines that as illegal and treason against the united states.

"He was no longer in the USA when he rolled down into my house in the ocean. In the ocean, anything goes!"

lolz?? · May 25, 2014, 07:04:13 PM

"This may not be a good time but... Im a fish"

gr8dayseth · May 25, 2014, 07:04:37 PM

"I find you both GUILTY and sentence you to 34 days in Southtown correctional facility!
It may not be a long time, but it will be a HARD time. You'll be lucky if you survive."

Skig · May 25, 2014, 07:05:05 PM

At least you can still play Blockland. I'd lose a leg over an arm any day

lolz?? · May 25, 2014, 07:06:20 PM

You'll never take me alive

The Big Bad Jellyfish · May 25, 2014, 07:07:05 PM

Quote from: lolz?? on May 25, 2014, 07:06:20 PM

You'll never take me alive

QUICK, LETS MAKE A DASH FOR IT!
*runs out of the courtroom with his tentacles and jumps out the window onto a car*
QUICK, GET IN!

Flatflyer · May 25, 2014, 07:07:50 PM

Quote from: lolz?? on May 25, 2014, 07:04:13 PM

"This may not be a good time but... Im a fish"

HOLY stuff PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTUARY
OP NEVER HAD ARMS OR LEGS TO BEGIN WITH

Pie Crust · May 25, 2014, 07:07:57 PM

OB-loving-JECTION!
You can't move on land! A jellyfish would die without water! What kind of wizardy is this?!

Your honor, this man is a FRAUD!

The Big Bad Jellyfish · May 25, 2014, 07:09:01 PM

Quote from: Pie Crust on May 25, 2014, 07:07:57 PM

OB-loving-JECTION!
You can't move on land! A jellyfish would die without water! What kind of wizardy is this?!

Your honor, this man is a FRAUD!

WHO SAID I WAS A NORMAL JELLYFISH!?
I'm the Big Bad Jellyfish!

lolz?? · May 25, 2014, 07:09:43 PM

"...this just in: after being sentence to almost a month in jail, one of the men in the beating two hours ago has attempted to kill the judge with a 15 inch snake sown onto his ass. He was shot on sight, the other escaped. Turns out the first one was a 10 inch southern flounder"

gr8dayseth · May 25, 2014, 07:10:18 PM

"This is live feed of the man who escaped sir"
http://youtu.be/m2OJ_6W5ZKQ?t=1m3s

lolz?? · May 25, 2014, 07:19:55 PM

But I'm not dead, I lied, I also didn't ever have limbs, I lied, I'm a loving fish if you haven't already realized, I've always wanted limbs, and If I can't have them, then nobody can, and I am going to go and kill every... human with limbs I can find, I will beat them to death with my 15 incher and I will purify the evil human race by making everybody a cripple