GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
Glory to Arstotzka, yes.
I am seeking diplomatic access.
Fellow CIA agents infiltrated your labor camps and rescued me. I will return one day! And when I do! DEATH WILL BE UPON YOU ARSTOTZKA!
PASSPORTThey were killed with glorious l33t lazerz. You are now on death row!
jack Bauer comes and rescues me
PASSPORT