so i got a gigantic gash on my knee

[Kevso]

This one time, I cut my snake with a tuna jar.

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

Tell your mom to stop working for Al-Qaeda, maybe she'll stop exploding.

[Dragonslayer182]

Did you enjoy the ambulance ride to the hospital to cure your 3rd degree burns?

Fortunately, it didn't touch my hand long enough to do anything serious.

[Zay]

oh my gash

[Ayxrion]

oh my gash

can you leave
like
srs

[Uncle Yar]

once i dropped a Wii on my big toe.

[Subpixel]

When I was 4 I accidentally slammed a door on my big toe, the half of the nail came off, of course it's ok now, but I was in A LOT of pain when it happened.

The exact same thing happened to me. Word for word.

[SquartleTurtle]

i was hammered as forget and then i hijacked a plane then crashed it into a school for forgets and i got a scratch on my shell

[Catofblocks]

When I was 4 I accidentally slammed a door on my big toe, the half of the nail came off, of course it's ok now, but I was in A LOT of pain when it happened.

this
except i slammed the door on my finger, not my toe

[Niff]

this
except i slammed the door on my finger, not my toe

I just remembered once Epicduke slammed my finger in between a door and the frame :-(

[Ben Watts]

This one time, I cut my snake with a tuna jar.

Welp forget life. I imagined that.

[Epicduke]

I just remembered once Epicduke slammed my finger in between a door and the frame :-(

lel

[Ben Watts]

Umm, well I stomped my foot on a sidewalk. I can't walk on it now. D:

[Skig]

One time I hit heads with my 2nd cousin and tore the skin connecting my top lip to my gums. I also had a bloody nose pouring out of both nostrils. Yeah, it was bad

[ABlockOfCheese]

This one time, I cut my snake with a tuna jar.

I was waiting for this.