so i got a gigantic gash on my knee

[Swat 3]

2 hours ago a slammed the door on my fingers. I am typing with my left hand.

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[TheScout]

I remember one time that I fell with all my weight on my knee in a stone-floored hallway and my skin actually sank into my bone a little

[YourAveragePlayer]

I once dropped the TV remote on my foot.

[Ayxrion]

one time i got a paper cut.
:(

[Zay]

one time I faceplanted on a stair edge and my forehead bled like ass

[th3coolst3r]

This one time, I cut my snake with a tuna jar.

oh, that was you on reddit!

[takato14]

Did you enjoy the ambulance ride to the hospital to cure your 3rd degree burns?

you don't need to be hospitalized for a soldering iron burn :\

I've burned myself with the damn thing a number of times but it was never very severe

[.:FancyPants:.]

oh, that was you on reddit!

hmmm...

[TheKid]

when i was younger i got my hand caught on a tight wooden railing, it was stuck between two of them, and when i pulled it out a whole layer of skin was peeled off and i could see white and red under

[Benjamin Lopez]

Not recent but when I was a toddler my aunt was using one of those heat-able hair combs and forgot to turn it off when she was done with it. So I crawled into the bathroom to use it after I told my mom where I was going and being the curious and ignorant baby I was I pulled the cord. Landed straight on my hand/wrist and burned it. I still have the burn mark on me and it ironically looks like a candle.

[Johnimiester]

There was this one time where I was riding my bike and fell, gashing my left knee. I walked home crying and limping with blood running down my leg. I will recall the incident forever, as it is literally forged onto my skin in the form of a scar.
I've sprained my knees many times, and there was once a time in which I was forced to wear a knee brace for weeks because of the muscle being torn on my left knee.
My most significant injury was the time I broke my wrist playing with the crutches I walked around with when I couldn't walk. Talk about ironic.

[Abstath]

My bike slipped on some wet leaves and nearly flipped completely upside-down before hitting the ground.

yay helmets.

[DRILL3R49]

Imagine getting a paper cut on your eye

But op i hope you get better sounds like it hurt

[Dragonslayer182]

Imagine getting a paper cut on your eye

Belongs in the cringe megathread

[Doom Mantis]

Mah foot got second degree burns dis oen tiem.