whoops

[Doom Mantis]

*Shoots thread in face*
whoops.

[Ad Bot]

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Collect: Desk

You heard me, just put it in your god damn pockets.

[Doom Mantis]

You lift up the desk with all of your might, and you shove it in your pockets...
Ultimately, The desk falls, You break your shin...
Doug wonders why he did that...
His boss comes up to him...
DUDE, SERIOUSLY?!?!?

[Rigel]

Eat: Boss

And try to use a bleeding organ as a red ink cartrage.

[PurpleSir]

Equip: Sharp broken bone fragment

Use: Bone fragment on boss

[Doom Mantis]

@Rigel
You lift yourself up from the desk (with a limp, of course.)
You go up to your boss and attempt to eat him skull first, he calls security.

@PurpleSir
Just as he is running away, for some random reason, You rip out a piece of your own shin and stab it into his neck, killing him.
(WHAT THE forget IS WRONG WITH YOU?!)

Anyways, now You are kinda bleeding out, and two security staff members show up.
You figure You could be JUST like Neo, but then, ya know, yer leg?

[Flatflyer]

Throw: Office chair

[Doom Mantis]

Unknown Command; "Throw:"

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Use: Horse snake

[Doom Mantis]

Unknown Item; "Horse snake"

[Flatflyer]

Use: security guard

[Doom Mantis]

Whoever posts the first action below relating to an object will have that event happen...

[Rigel]

Talk to: Guard "Wait just a minute, let me try something."

Sit: on the bone fragment sticking out of the boss' neck.

[Doom Mantis]

The guard's head sudden turns into a fish with spider legs and pops off his neck, It walks up to You and talks to You in a heavy Irish accent:

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO EMPLOYEES!

It then spits acid in your eye.


WTF

[Rigel]

Use: Melting facial skin, throw it at the guard's mutated fish spider head's face.