HAHA WHOA NOW THERE FRIEND
MALE WII FIT TRAINER IS MY HUSBANDO
HE'S GREAT
is what you think. the truth is that you THINK you're choosing male wii fit trainer but you subconsciously press X or Y a second time while having selected wii fit trainer, and after the match you go to bed and you slowly start to realize that something may not have been what you thought it was. these thoughts fly in the wind of your head while you try to fall asleep but the wii fit trainer storm will not allow it.
i also play as male wii fit trainer though, even if it's only to piss off the people who are horny for faceless creepy females