[Forum Game] Help! I'm being _____ by a _____!

[Bomb Kirby]

Bomb Kirby is here to protect you! Oh wait...

Help! I'm being overwhelmed by TristanLuigi!

[Ad Bot]

[Renderman]

renderman is here to protect you with his bread-iness

help! im being bit by a snake!

[Abstath]

I cut it with paper

Help! I'm being devoured by myself!

[}]Crazy[{]

Slay the 'myself'!
Help! I'm being Devoured by a weird dragon thing!

[randomtroll39]

I give it some rum
Help! I'm being accepted into blockland gold!

[Abstath]

I offer Blockland Platinum

Help! I'm being poisoned by rum!

[}]Crazy[{]

I call an ambulance.
Help! I'm being forgeted by a tree!

[Doom Mantis]

I CAN'T HELP YOU

Help! I'm being attacked by my own psyche!

[Ben Watts]

I just plain out shoot him in the head. With an RPG.

Help! I'm being ranted at by a soccer mom!

[WaffleCake]

I give you ear plugs.

Help! I'm being killed by the MS Paint Dimension!

[Renderman]

I get out Paint.NET

Help! I cut my snake!

[shinyarceus4]

I bandage the wound.

Help! I'm being burned to death from a house fire!

[randomtroll39]

I give you the insurance money to buy more alts

Help! I'm being transferred to Pen Island

[jonnyman5656]

I stop the people that are trying to transfer you to snake Land Pen Island

Help! I'm being killed by a potato!

[mus]

BURN ALL POTATOES

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE FOURTH REICH

WE SHALL MAKE FRIES OUT OF THESE SILLY POTATOES

AND CHIPS

LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS NON-POTATO MASTER RACE.

Help! I'm being horse by book