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Favorite Department?

Security
3 (13.6%)
Engineering
3 (13.6%)
Medical
5 (22.7%)
R&D/Science
6 (27.3%)
Civilian
4 (18.2%)
Cargo
0 (0%)
Command
1 (4.5%)

Total Members Voted: 22

Author Topic: Space Station 13 Megathread: Ass day in the USA  (Read 32864 times)

Played Baystation 13.
Made Michael Dandy, didn't stop referencing Space Dandy.
I got a dog.
Guy threatened to eat my dog.
He tried to kill me, failed. (First occurance.)
I go to the bar, bartender chick and cop guy A are there
Start swooning bartender chick.
Dogeater comes back.
Threatens to rape me and rape and then eat my dog.
"forget this"
I charge and nearly kill him with a crowbar, he almost kills me as well.
We're both flashed and apprehended.
The confiscate my dog.
I break out and kill everything as I try to get my dog back.

"Pretty harsh." is a huge understatement; bayjerk admins will permaban you for not performing a greek tragedy before killing your target.

That's mostly because Baystation is less about making your goals be (they don't even have goals anymore) but rather about making good roleplay. An example:

 Once, as a scientist, my goal (back when goals were a thing) was to kill a shaft miner. Easy job. Go to research outpost, find miner, wait until he's distracted by diamonds or whatever, parapen him (in retrospect, a lame thing to do), steal all evidence, remove internals, chuck into space.
 I thought I was totally safe, except I wasn't. About half an hour later, security shows up at my door. After a bit of interrogation, I find out that the miner's body floated to the station and got picked up and revived, after which he testified.  
 The station was in a bit of a clusterforget, so I was given a temporary-permanent-brig stay. After a while, the warden comes to check on me and ask me some more questions. As we were talking, another operative rips out the supermatter core, plops it in the middle of the station, and blows it up, leaving everything half-vented and powerless. The warden's stuck in permabrig with me, and there's a dangerous criminal on the loose. I help her topple one of the metal tables so we can take cover behind it in case of danger.
 After a while, I share her my life story. She realises that my guilt isn't as high as presumed, and we become friends.
 Finally, a crew of two mechs, an Odyssey and a Ripley, breaks the door in and takes both of us through what was left of the station to the emergency shuttle. The last thing I heard as the shuttle arrived at Central Command was the warden saying that she'll help me get a reduced time.

I can probably host a server, I've got the files and know how to do it, but I can't guarantee the lag won't be loving horrendous. I usually only host for 3 people at a time.

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why didnt you take all of his armor off
also i would've parapenned him then stabbed him with the diamonds

bayjerk admins

I'm offended.

why didnt you take all of his armor off
also i would've parapenned him then stabbed him with the diamonds
Becaaaause roleplay! And fun! And not playing to win!

Becaaaause roleplay!
that doesnt mean you cant take all of his armor off
And fun!
stabbing someone with a diamond they just mined is more fun and creative then throwing them in to space
And not playing to win!
the entire point of being a traitor is playing to win though

I'm more of an explosives and chemistry guy when it comes to murder.

I'm more of an explosives and chemistry guy when it comes to murder.
you have no idea how much fun ive had throwing bluespace slime core bombs in to the bridge as a traitor

an even better way is to coax all the heads in to meeting in the meeting room, then throwing it in
« Last Edit: August 04, 2014, 03:41:57 PM by ZombieDude² »

you have no idea how much fun ive had throwing bluespace slime core bombs in to the bridge as a traitor
I do.
Because I've rigged the Captain with an explosive once (Surgery, I was one of two medical doctors) and watched him walk up to the communications console with all the other heads around him.

the entire point of being a traitor is playing to win though

On other servers. :)

I do.
Because I've rigged the Captain with an explosive once (Surgery, I was one of two medical doctors) and watched him walk up to the communications console with all the other heads around him.
Last time I was a traitor I asked the clown if he wanted to help me kill the captain and he agreed.

I stuffed a bomb in him and told him to go find the captain and PDA message me when he was standing by the Captain. That was probably my favorite traitor round ever

Last time I was a traitor I asked the clown if he wanted to help me kill the captain and he agreed.

I stuffed a bomb in him and told him to go find the captain and PDA message me when he was standing by the Captain. That was probably my favorite traitor round ever
ive always wanted to have a cult round and then stuff a bunch of bombs inside of the cult members
then when theyre around people they yell 'FOR NAR'SIE' and explode

ive always wanted to have a cult round and then stuff a bunch of bombs inside of the cult members
then when theyre around people they yell 'FOR NAR'SIE' and explode
Awhile back I got banned on /tg/ for killing other cultist members who didnt want to summon nar'sie lel

Also I'm gonna host sandbox for awhile, feel free to join: IP is light.cat:55779 im done hosting that for now
« Last Edit: August 04, 2014, 05:34:49 PM by Bosnik »

Awhile back I got banned on /tg/ for killing other cultist members who didnt want to summon nar'sie lel

Also I'm gonna host sandbox for awhile, feel free to join: IP is light.cat:55779
aight
ckey is kjolstet



we've entered clown hell

Clown says, "Honk!"
Clown says, "Welcome to clown planet!"
Clown honks.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2014, 05:27:19 PM by Bosnik »