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if you think bs12 is boring listen to this match I just had
so I decided to join as a posibrain a few minutes into the autotraitor round - after about 10 minutes, I was made into an engineering borg, working for the AI - it doesn't take me too long to find out that the AI had an extra law 0 implanted into me - "Obey the AI's orders at all costs. You can disregard the other laws."
first the AI's evil plan started out small - it told me to go fetch a box out of an ionstorm-darkened misc. research lab - turns out the box was the one that the traitor camo item comes in - I was told to take the box to the captain, and show it to him; after the captain saw the box was empty, I was ordered to dispose of it, which I did by firing it out of the chapel's mass driver
turns out the AI's plan was a scare tactic one, to draw attention away from it and upon other things; when it saw that the box gig didn't work at all, it ordered me to go outside the station and punch some random hit-and-run holes into remote areas of the station, to stir up some atmosphere alarm distractions - however, after a while, the person playing the AI had to go, and basically told me to "damage the station as much as I can without getting caught"
this is when the fun starts - I nab a plasma canister from toxins, plop it in maintenance close to a welder refueling tank, open it, get far from it, and ignite my welder - this was supposed to make the fuel tank explode, but it didn't because who the forget knows - even so, it still created a ruckus, and my plan was in motion
by the time people realised there was flaming plasma in the maintenance tunnels, I was already at the engine, cutting the cooling systems, breaking the pipes and loving up the pumps - everything I can do to ensure the engine goes out with a boom; while trying to get away, I accidentally propelled myself into space, and from there I flew
after several z-levels worth of floating through space, my battery died out when I finally reached mining asteroid; on backup power, I crawled over to the pneumatic tubes at the research station and recharged in expedition preparation; as I lay there, in the cyborg recharging station, 10 atmospheric alarms suddenly flicker to life - the engine had gone with a blast, and as my radio turned back on, it was clear that casualties were plentiful
I make my way back to a station that I single-handedly set into chaos, the engine now missing, the engineering crew scrambled, and a well-timed mold infection that wasn't taken care of had eaten through the walls of the maintenance, letting the plasma out the flood all of research and medical; however, hurting the station was my goal, hurting its crew wasn't - I busted into the plasma flood and engineering ruins, rescuing about 6-7 people from the wreckage
finally, everyone got onto the escape shuttle and scrambled to leave; as they detached from station, I revealed them my directives, the robotic equivalent of a laugh in their face at their miserable suffering, and as countless air, and now, power alarms flickered on and off across the station, I sat in my chair at escape, and it was good
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