Author Topic: Slay the Giant Spider! [Update 18!] - Pfffahaha.  (Read 13398 times)

I use a Giga Drill and pierce the very complex wall

You need stats first. Sorry!

also for the sake of myself use normal numbers not decimals
100 is the "average" number, i should mention (adding this to OP)

I chop the spider with an axe (strength)

Edit: nvm changin stats

New Stats
Guts 110
Strength 90
Tech 90
Agility 110
Intellect 120
Luck 120
Kindness 60
« Last Edit: June 18, 2014, 02:18:03 AM by PurpleSir »

i vomit up my internal organs at the wa-spiiiiiiideeeeer (guts)

TRANSFORM INTO ARAN RYAN

STATS
GUTS
- 120
STRANTH - 170
TCEH - 50
AGILITY - 130
INTELLECT - 20
LUCK - 170, IT'S loving HIGH BECAUSE I'M IRISH MOTHERforgetER
KINDNESS - 30



I'LL USE MY BOXING GLOVE FILLED WITH HORSESHOES TIED WITH ROPE (STRANTH)
« Last Edit: June 18, 2014, 01:30:39 AM by Zanaran2 »

ehh, might as well.

GUTS Tankiness: 125%
STRENGTH Hulk Hogan likeness: 120%
TECH GUYS LOOK I GOT LASERS: 125%
AGILITY Number of parkours performed:125%
INTELLECT Medical license: 50%
LUCK Chance of dodging a blue shell in Mario kart: 115%
KINDNESS Homo-to-hetero ratio: 40%

[TECH? ATTACK] I attempt to spill acid all over the wall

    No one likes crustaceans. Crabs, scorpions, and lobsters are all the scum of this Earth

« Last Edit: June 18, 2014, 08:41:19 PM by Decepticon »


i like crabs and lobster :( they're cute in an odd way

Crustaceans are terrible because they look weird and ugly, most of them can hurt you badly, and none of them even loving taste good. What's the point of an animal if it's not cute, not harmless, and not delicious? But spiders aren't crustaceans anyway. It's late, I'll think of some stuff to do later.

Crustaceans are terrible because none of them even loving taste good.
you can't blame the fact that your tongue is broken on crabs :(

I grab my nanobot-enriched graphene wizard robes, and declare myself a technomancer.

GUTS - 75
STRENGTH - 50
TECH - 150
AGILITY - 75
INTELLECT - 150
LUCK - 125
KINDNESS - 75


To start off, I project a solid hologram of a giant boot to stomp on the spider.  (Tech)

Statistics:
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain

and that's 100% reason to remember the name BBB)))))))

~*Update 3*~

Mus (Level 1)(GUTS: 11/13; WP: 10/10) (6.2): You gain the balls to break out of your shame cube. Using your technological technique, you stab scissors directly into the ground of Zimbabwe’s soil and cut it as if it were paper. Miraculously, you ripped part of the Earth’s crust out. Careful to not fall into the molten core of the Earth, you hire a helicopter to pick up the landmass and yourself. You then let it crush the spider for an impressive 13 damage! The sheer feeling of victory makes you both level up and gain a self-buff for two turns!

PurpleSir (Level 1)(GUTS: 14/14; WP: 11/11) (5): Your axe sinks into the spider’s skin, spewing blood and gore everywhere. The spider somehow survives, but you certainly dealt a number on it. Specifically, 7 damage points. Nice!

CharlesSpeaking (Level 2)(GUTS: 16/16; WP: 12/12) (4): Your clever wordplay on the word “guts” has pros and cons, I guess I should say. You dealt 9 damage points, but you feel a bit queasy… At least you leveled up. (this level up made me realize that i had to revise the EXP formula a little… good thing this project is an experiment for an upcoming forum adventure!)

Zanaran2 (Level 1)(GUTS: 14-2/14; WP: 10/10) (1): You make a clever contraption with a boxing glove, rope and horseshoes. Before you even attempt to use it on the spider, you give yourself a good whack in the head, forcing you to lose 2 damage points.

Cybertails1998 (Level 1)(GUTS: 14/14; WP: 10/10) (6.3): You manage to spill acid from an unknown source onto the spider, damaging it by 10 damage points. Some of the acid spills onto you, but it doesn’t seem to hurt you and instead seems to empower you! You gain a self-buff for two turns!

SPIDER RETALIATION (3): All luck-based attacks are weakened for the duration of the next turn! Consider this when choosing your next action.

ShinyArceus4 (Level 1)(GUTS: 13/13; WP: 11/11) (3): The hologram’s projector short-circuited, but that damaged the spider by 5 damage points!

REMAINING HP: 499,923
« Last Edit: June 26, 2014, 05:32:36 PM by childofdarkness016 »

how did the luckiest motherforgeter in ireland get a 1?

anyway headbutt that loving spider (guts)
« Last Edit: June 18, 2014, 08:28:50 PM by Zanaran2 »

how did the luckiest motherforgeter in ireland get a 1?

anyway headbutt that loving spider

Due to charles's absurdly high luck stat, you technically have below-average luck. If it makes you feel better, you have the second best luck, so maybe during higher levels, huh? Oh, and most of the time, I'm trying to be lenient and just guessing for issues like this, but since I'm replying to you specifically, are you using Guts for this? You can't use strength this turn, since you did that last turn.

And, for everyone else, updates will usually be posted when I get 5 or more actions.