Author Topic: Slay the Giant Spider! [Update 18!] - Pfffahaha.  (Read 13387 times)

Going to level 2 lets you use skills (like what you just listed), increases your stats (Guts and by virtue of the fact they're intertwined, Willpower, are included), and your damage output regardless of how little your stats changed.
Can you add profiles to the OP?

Using some more magic, I make the spider unlucky enough to have an asteroid fall on it. (Luck)

Use my body force to puncture one of the Spider's eyes (strength)

*sigh* okay, this time, go KAIOKEN and punch the spider. (Agility, WP)

~*Update 7*~

The average level has increased! All players below Level 2 will be counted as a level 2 player, and all new players will join at that level. Experience previously gained will be carried over.

SKILLS

Theepicman (Level 2)(GUTS: 15(+1)/16; WP: 12(-3)/12) (Self-healing): You crawl into your pokeball and restore 1 HP.

PurpleSir (Level 2)(GUTS: 17/17; WP: 12(-5)/14) (Strong Attack, Agility): You charge up your attack, and in a heartbeat, deal 18 damage! Goku is no longer the only person to use this attack successfully.



ATTACKS

Zanaran2 (Level 2) (GUTS: 14/17; WP: 12/12) (4, Intellect): The spider’s self esteem is harmed as it desperately tries to find cheeseburgers in its mouth, costing it 6 damage points. Level up!

Wafflecake (Level 2) (GUTS: 16/17; WP: 14/14) (4, Tech): You pry on the spider’s insecurities, giving it more cheeseburgers. The emotional pain inflicts 7 damage on the spider. Level up!

CharlesSpeaking (Level 3) (GUTS: 16/19; WP: 14/14) (4, Luck): You flip a coin and get tails. Since you haven’t decided which side determines what, you just lash out at the spider for 22 damage. Was it for evil, or was it for justice? Only you can truly determine that. Level up! (this is the last weird level up, I swear. Unless Charles does like 50 damage his next attack, which might be harder since his other stats pale in comparison to his absurdly high luck.)

SPIDER RETALIATION (6): Everyone’s willpower will be restored at the end of this turn!

shinyarceus4 (Level 2) (GUTS: 15(-2)/15; WP: 13/13) (1, Luck): You stand near the spider, hoping that the asteroid will fall. The Gods of Luck hear your request and decide to drop it on you, dealing 3 damage. Due to your good relationship with them, however, they decide to be nice and also heal 1 damage point.

Redconer (Level 2) (GUTS: 17/19; WP: 14/14) (4, Luck): You whack the spider right in the eye, dealing 12 damage! Level up!

REMAINING HP: 499,767; WEB RESISTANCE: 2(+1)



Can you add profiles to the OP?

What should I include? Current level and EXP? Adding more might make it tedious to update, but I do believe you guys have a right to know more. Maybe I'll make another version of the spreadsheet that's smaller? I'll get on it today if I'm awake after school.

also bonus points to the person who finds the error i made a few updates ago and probably will fix soon
« Last Edit: June 21, 2014, 11:58:50 AM by childofdarkness016 »

I PICK UP NIGERIA, CALL IT A CUNT SO IT GETS MAD, AND THEN HAVE IT BEAT UP THE SPIDER WITH ITS BEAR HANDS YES I MEANT BEAR HANDS

THROW THE SPIDER OFF OF A CLIFF

THEN THROW IT OFF OF ANOTHER CLIFF

(STRENF)

Exit my pokeball and try to use ember again. (Tech)
« Last Edit: June 20, 2014, 10:55:30 AM by Theepicman »

I SHOVE A CAROLINA REAPER DOWN THE SPIDER'S THROAT FORCEFULLY (STRENGTH)

I cast a nanobot-infused spell to mend the wounds of anyone who is damaged. (Kindness)

Whilst still in Kaioken, use a turn to charge up a Kamehameha. (Tech, WP again)

Use a Master Spark on the wall. (tech?)

Grab some spider spray killer and spray all over its eyes (Tech)

~*Update 8*~

SKILLS

ShinyArceus4 (Level 2)(GUTS: 15/15; WP: 13(-3)/13) (Group-Healing): The nanobots distribute 7 HP to each injured person as following:

  • CharlesSpeaking: +1
  • Mus: +1 (Due to Muslim’s self-buff, he cannot be affected by other player’s skills, so it bounces over to Redconer, giving him another +1. If you lacked HP, however, you would have been healed. Take advantage of this next time someone gets one ; - ))
  • Zanaran2: +2
  • Redconer: +1
  • Wafflecake: +1


PurpleSir (Level 2)(GUTS: 17/17; WP: 14(-5)/14) (Strong Attack, Tech): Fitting for a finishing move, your kamehameha does 18 damage. Too bad it’s not really the finishing move~! ; - ) Level up!



ATTACKS

mus (SELF-BUFF ACTIVE) (Level 2) (GUTS: 14/14; WP: 13/13) (6, Guts): Your insult towards Nigeria angers it, allowing to attack whatever comes it across with mercilessly. The landmass grows strange bear arms at claws the spider for 17 damage. Betelguese witnesses the event and whispers under his breath, “Autist.” After dramatically looking out into the distance, then rides on a Nigerian man he is using as a horse, towards the sunset. It was a beautiful event to have witnessed. Level up!

Wafflecake(Level 3) (GUTS: 20(+1)/21; WP: 14/14) (5, Guts): You have the balls to touch a Carolina Reaper and then drive it into that spider’s ass. It starts crying like the little bitch it is, costing it 11 in emotional damage. (I was going to use kindness because I would totally use it for this one if you put that down, but then I was like nah)

CharlesSpeaking (Level 3) (GUTS: 16(+1)/19; WP: 15/15) (5, Strength): The spider falls down a cliff and takes 5 damage, and then, another for 6. Painful!

SPIDER RETALIATION (3): All strength-based attacks are weakened for the duration of the next turn! Consider this when choosing your next action.

theepicman(Level 2) (GUTS: 16(-2)/16; WP: 12/12) (1, Intellect (special attack is kind of like Pokemon’s intellect right)): You burnt yourself. You buRNT YOURSELF AND YOU’RE A FIRE-TYPE POKEMON. You lose 2 HP.

KillerCop311(Level 2) (GUTS: 16(-4)/16; WP: 11/11) (6.6, Tech):  The powerful rainbow beam does 19 damage, but the attack drains 4 HP from you. Level up!

Redconer(Level 3) (GUTS: 22(+2)/24; WP: 18/18) (6.4, Tech): The spray deals 8 damage, and the spider begins to cry, but you accidentally eat one of its tears! From this, you gain a self-buff!

REMAINING HP: 499,807; WEB RESISTANCE: 3



Some of you may have noticed that your damaging stat changed. This is because of rule 3, which I promised I would remind people about if people offended it. I think that once I start working on the profiles, I will also include this because it’s unreasonable of me to expect everyone to keep track… Sadly, this rule is not going to go because it prevents people from putting everything into one stat without repercussion.

3. In addition to making sense, you cannot repeat a damaging stat until you have used 4 different ones. To clarify, you cannot use a tech-based action until you used any of the other 7 stats in an action 3 times. I realize this may be confusing, so I’ll tell you if you are offending this rule early on.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2014, 12:33:54 PM by childofdarkness016 »

Owie.

I tell myself to not use ember until I'm a higher level. Charge up for a tackle (2 turns)