~*Update 8*~
SKILLSShinyArceus4 (Level 2)(GUTS: 15/15; WP: 13(-3)/13) (Group-Healing): The nanobots distribute
7 HP to each injured person as following:
- CharlesSpeaking: +1
- Mus: +1 (Due to Muslim’s self-buff, he cannot be affected by other player’s skills, so it bounces over to Redconer, giving him another +1. If you lacked HP, however, you would have been healed. Take advantage of this next time someone gets one ; - ))
- Zanaran2: +2
- Redconer: +1
- Wafflecake: +1
PurpleSir (Level 2)(GUTS: 17/17; WP: 14(-5)/14) (Strong Attack, Tech): Fitting for a finishing move, your kamehameha does
18 damage. Too bad it’s not really the finishing move~! ; - )
Level up!
ATTACKSmus (SELF-BUFF ACTIVE) (Level 2) (GUTS: 14/14; WP: 13/13) (6, Guts): Your insult towards Nigeria angers it, allowing to attack whatever comes it across with mercilessly. The landmass grows strange bear arms at claws the spider for
17 damage. Betelguese witnesses the event and whispers under his breath, “Autist.” After dramatically looking out into the distance, then rides on a Nigerian man he is using as a horse, towards the sunset. It was a beautiful event to have witnessed.
Level up!Wafflecake(Level 3) (GUTS: 20(+1)/21; WP: 14/14) (5, Guts): You have the balls to touch a Carolina Reaper and then drive it into that spider’s ass. It starts crying like the little bitch it is, costing it
11 in emotional damage. (I was going to use kindness because I would totally use it for this one if you put that down, but then I was like nah)
CharlesSpeaking (Level 3) (GUTS: 16(+1)/19; WP: 15/15) (5, Strength): The spider falls down a cliff and takes
5 damage, and then, another for
6. Painful!
SPIDER RETALIATION (3): All strength-based attacks are weakened for the duration of the next turn! Consider this when choosing your next action.
theepicman(Level 2) (GUTS: 16(-2)/16; WP: 12/12) (1, Intellect (special attack is kind of like Pokemon’s intellect right)): You burnt yourself. You buRNT YOURSELF AND YOU’RE A FIRE-TYPE POKEMON. You lose
2 HP.
KillerCop311(Level 2) (GUTS: 16(-4)/16; WP: 11/11) (6.6, Tech): The powerful rainbow beam does
19 damage, but the attack drains
4 HP from you.
Level up!Redconer(Level 3) (GUTS: 22(+2)/24; WP: 18/18) (6.4, Tech): The spray deals
8 damage, and the spider begins to cry, but you accidentally eat one of its tears! From this, you gain a
self-buff!
REMAINING HP: 499,807; WEB RESISTANCE: 3
Some of you may have noticed that your damaging stat changed. This is because of rule 3, which I promised I would remind people about if people offended it. I think that once I start working on the profiles, I will also include this because it’s unreasonable of me to expect everyone to keep track… Sadly, this rule is not going to go because it prevents people from putting everything into one stat without repercussion.
3. In addition to making sense, you cannot repeat a damaging stat until you have used 4 different ones. To clarify, you cannot use a tech-based action until you used any of the other 7 stats in an action 3 times. I realize this may be confusing, so I’ll tell you if you are offending this rule early on.