Author Topic: Slay the Giant Spider! [Update 18!] - Pfffahaha.  (Read 13420 times)

Use that horseshoe-filled boxing glove again, while saying, "You're gonna love this, Mac." (Strong Skill)

ok guys i'm really sorry i'm taking so long with this update

my computer refuses to cooperate and so does real life so it might be a while

~*Update 13*~

SKILLS

ShinyArceus4 (Level 4) (GUTS: 13(-4)/18; WP: 13(-2)/16) (Strong Attack, Tech): You steer the asteroid towards the spider, somehow not destroying the Earth while doing it. The asteroid did deteriorate as it entered the atmosphere, I guess, but it still did a whopping 39 damage.

Zanaran2 (Level 4) (GUTS: 21/24; WP: 11(-2)/16) (Strong Attack, Strength): Mac, which is now apparently the spider’s name, cowers in fear as it sees your boxing-glove creation. You whop it for a massive 43 damage.



ATTACKS

theepicman (Level 4) (GUTS: 16(-4)/21; WP: 6/13) (2, Strength): The spider dodges your tackle.

PurpleSir (Level 3)(GUTS: 19(-3)/20; WP: 14/17) (1, Luck): The spider attacks you before you can even get close, dealing 3 damage points.

WaffleCake (Level 4) (GUTS: 24/24; WP: 17/20) (3, Kindness): The spider and you share a good conversation. You decide to get too personal for the spider’s taste and start asking questions about his tragic backstory, tearing it up. It then chokes on a tear, dealing 12 damage points.

SPIDER RETALIATION (2): The spider uses a poison attack, damaging all players with a below average agility! The following are harmed:

  • KillerCop311 (-3)
  • TristanLuigi (-3)
  • ShinyArceus4 (-4)
  • Redconer (-4)
  • Theepicman (-4)
  • Rigel (-4)

TristanLuigi (Level 3) (GUTS: 12(-3)/18; WP: 16/18) (4, Intellect): Your machine is a success! The spider is pierced by the spikes, which deal a total of 20 damage. Level up!

CharlesSpeaking (SELF-BUFF ACTIVE) (Level 5) (GUTS: 23/25; WP: 19/19) (6, Guts): You chop yourself in half?!? And I guess it hurts the spider too!?! I’m not sure what you’re trying to achieve, but you dealt 30 damage so you did achieve something at the very least. Your self-buff wanes, however.

Redconer (Level 4) (GUTS: 28(-4)/28; WP: 19/21) (4, Strength): You pull off a perfect roundhouse kick and deal 29 damage! Rad!

Rigel (Level 4) (GUTS: 20(-4)/20; WP: 19/19) (3, Luck): You are able to crawl under the spider and reach its abdomen, but you get a little lazy nailing in the horseshoe. It deals a nice 19 damage, too.

REMAINING HP: 499,350; WEB RESISTANCE: 3
« Last Edit: June 28, 2014, 10:08:42 PM by childofdarkness016 »

ouCH.

Get in my pokeball.

Make spiked armor for everyone. (Skill.)

Attempt to decipher the spider's extremely long true name, and write as much of it as I can comprehend into the Death Note. (Intellect)

I make Russia mad like big bear, then put giant steak on spider back so russia fight spider

It seems that the thread is slowly dieing...

It seems that the thread is slowly dieing...

No, I wouldn't say that... I can't update until I get 5 people to submit an action, and today's a Friday. I'm sure people are busy in real life at the moment. Plus, it's barely past noon in my timezone.



also i'm 100% ok with this dying because i don't want to have this AND my actual forum adventure running simultaneously

if, in contrast, this does not die out for a while and I finish my planning for my adventure, i will happily give the reigns to this game to anyone willing (that includes the spreadsheets and necessary info, too)
« Last Edit: June 27, 2014, 01:23:56 PM by childofdarkness016 »

bash the spider to death with a bag of gold (luck)

crap ok i made a few mistakes concerning Guts but I think I caught everything. If you notice any discrepancies between the spreadsheet and any updates, please notify me! Thanks.

Get some poison antidote for myself (tech)

TECH ATTACK: FIRE ALL THE LASERS

where is my russian attack?

where is my russian attack?

I did it everyone. I skipped my first move.

wait what the hell no i didn't skip stuff
« Last Edit: June 28, 2014, 10:01:12 PM by childofdarkness016 »