Slay the Giant Spider! [Update 18!] - Pfffahaha.

[Cybertails1998]

ok guys i'm really sorry i'm taking so long with this update

my computer refuses to cooperate and so does real life so it might be a while

that's adorable

though megaton-ouch about the computer bit. being on a craptop / otherwise bad computer really blows

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[childofdarkness016]

~*Update 14*~

SKILLS

theepicman (Level 4) (GUTS: 12(+7)/21; WP: 6(-2)/13) (Self-healing): You rest in a pokéball and 7 guts.

Rigel (Level 4) (GUTS:16/20; WP: 19(-3)/19) (Team Buff): Every player will be impervious to spider retaliations and will also bounce back half of the damage! This armor will withstand 3 attacks. You gained 24EXP.

Redconer (Level 4) (GUTS: 24(+4)/28; WP: 19(-2)/21) (Self-healing): You take an antidote (that you made), healing all 4 of the health points you lost.


ATTACKS

ShinyArceus4 (Level 4) (GUTS: 9/18; WP: 11/16) (4, Intellect): You find a mysterious and TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS scroll on the ground with a long stream of ancient runes on it. You’re smart enough to know what they say, so you scribble it down in the Death Note.One of the spider’s leg promptly explodes for 22 damage, because apparently you wrote down the name of its sacred 7th leg. Level up!

mus (Level 4)(GUTS: 20/22; WP: 18/18) (3, Kindness): You attempt to coerce Russia into attacking, agitating it a bit. It is, however, appealed by the rotting steak on the back of the spider. It attacks the spider, but not for long. The scratch he made on the spider, however, deals 14 damage.

SPIDER RETALIATION FAILURE (6): Everyone’s WP will be fully restored! In addition, you will now gain EXP for healing other players or using buffs. Don’t worry about the details, but I will state them if anyone cares to know.

CharlesSpeaking (Level 5) (GUTS: 23/25; WP: 19/19) (4, Luck): After murdering a leprechaun and its family, you use his pot of gold to mercilessly crush the spider for 38 damage.

Cybertails1998 (Level 4) (GUTS: 21(-3)/21; WP: 15/15) (1, Tech): You fire all of the lasers, but you aimed them backwards. You lose 3 health points because of your error.

REMAINING HP: 499,276; WEB RESISTANCE: 3

[Rigel]

Teleport Fox and Captain Falcon to do their WOMBO-COMBO. (Tech because teleportation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

[childofdarkness016]

Teleport Fox and Captain Falcon to do their WOMBO-COMBO. (Would it be tech or strength?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

You can choose. As long as it somehow makes sense, i'll take anything really.

[shinyarceus4]

Teleport my dismembered intestines back into my body. (Self-Heal)

[Theepicman]

Attempt to befriend the spider to lower its guard (Kindness).

[CharlesSpeaking]

give the spider a big hug and then detonate explosive (kindness)

[Cybertails1998]

AGILITY ATTACK: Make an obscene around of cuts on the spider

[childofdarkness016]

~*Update 15*~

SKILLS

ShinyArceus4 (Level 5) (GUTS: 14(+7)/23; WP: 11/16) (Self-Healing): You successfully heal 7 guts by teleporting your old dismembered organs into your body.


ATTACKS

Rigel (Level 4) (GUTS: 16/20; WP: 19/19) (3, Tech): You activate the teleporter, but because Fox and Captain Falcon are fictional characters, you instead teleport the players. Since there’s not much you can do with some obese competitive gamers whose hands are laced with cheetos, you just hurl the teleporter at the spider for 19 damage.

theepicman (Level 4) (GUTS: 19(-1)/21; WP: 13/13) (1, Kindness): The spider doesn’t take too kindly to your persuasion and attacks you instead for 3 damage. Your armor withstands 2 of those damage points and returns them back to the spider!

CharlesSpeaking (Level 5) (GUTS: 23/25; WP: 19/19) (4, Kindness): You hug the spider and detonate explosives, just like you planned. You forgot, however, that your kindness stat sucks and you only dealt 10 damage.

Cybertails1998 (Level 4) (GUTS: 18/21; WP: 15/15) (5, Agility): You run around the spider and start slashing it, creating thousands and thousands of slashes. You deal 24 damage. Level up!

SPIDER RETALIATION (5): The spider shoots a mysterious poison at everyone! As a result, you cannot use skills the next turn. Note than anything that would fall under “attacks” is what you are allowed to use, i.e., anything that simply is a normal command that deals damage.

REMAINING HP: 499,221; WEB RESISTANCE: 3

[Redconer]

I swing my leg to the spider's head (agility)

[Theepicman]

Tell the spider that something called a BigMac is served to humans in McDonalds in an attempt to demoralize him. (His name is Mac, right? I also dont know which skill this goes under).

[childofdarkness016]

Tell the spider that something called a BigMac is served to humans in McDonalds in an attempt to demoralize him. (His name is Mac, right? I also dont know which skill this goes under).

i'd do kindness i guess because you're developing a healthy, conversational relationship with the spider

or perhaps intellect because you are expressing your knowledge of factual information

maybe even luck!??

[Theepicman]

Uh...kindness.

[CharlesSpeaking]

PUNCH LARGE SPIDER (STRENGTH)

[Rigel]

Bear hug one of his legs, WITH A CHESTBOMB STRAPPED TO ME! :D (Kindness)