Author Topic: Slay the Giant Spider! [Update 18!] - Pfffahaha.  (Read 13478 times)

i give the spider a hat... filled with explosives... and i detonate it (Kindness)

i give the spider a hat... filled with explosives... and i detonate it (Kindness)

What you guys define as kindness perplexes me.

(just kidding that works)

I think that the spider should get a ramp up in difficulty every 1k health taken from it. Such as mutating or regeneration of body parts (Since by now it probably has 3 legs, and no head.)

I think that the spider should get a ramp up in difficulty every 1k health taken from it. Such as mutating or regeneration of body parts (Since by now it probably has 3 legs, and no head.)

That's what I've been doing with web resistance, but I guess it's about time it regrows(?) its parts.

That's what I've been doing with web resistance, but I guess it's about time it regrows(?) its parts.
The spider is secretly a starfish.

The spider is secretly a starfish.

ok i might have made a mistake calling a spider a crustacean, but

a starfish isn't even an arthropod come on

SLAP THAT SPIDER'S ASS (loveY STRENGTH)

(STRONG ATTACK) Crush the spider with a large hammer

What you guys define as kindness perplexes me.
remember when everyone wanted to forget the wall?

Summon a gigantic winning lottery ticket and viciously papercut the spider. (Luck)

No update today. I'm working on the Alchemy system, which should be ready to roll next update.

I poke the spider with a tazer. (tech)

~*Update 16*~

SKILLS

No skills can be used this turn!



ATTACKS

Redconer (Level 4) (GUTS: 28/28; WP: 21/21) (4, Agility): After the spider regrows its body, you decide to kick its head for 15 damage. Level up!

theepicman (Level 4) (GUTS: 18/21; WP: 13/13) (2, Kindness): You tell the spider about Big Macs, but it seems disinterested. Maybe next time.

CharlesSpeaking (Level 5) (GUTS: 23/25; WP: 19/19) (3, Strength): You “punch” the spider (it was really more like a slap) for 17 damage.

Rigel (Level 4) (GUTS: 16/20; WP: 19/19) (3, Kindness): You give the spider’s leg a good squeeze, but you forgot the explosives. The slight pressure of the hug damaged the spider by 13 damage points. Too bad you can’t participate in the trend you started. On the bright side, you got a level up!

WaffleCake (Level 4) (GUTS: 24/24; WP: 20/20) (6.2, Kindness): You don the hat on the spider, and after taking a picture of it (it was adorable and hilarious so why the hell not), detonate the explosives. You realize you put nukes inside of the hat and evacuate everyone to safety. The explosion and radiation deal a total of 21 damage points.  You, however, absorb the radiation and gain a self-buff!

SPIDER RETALIATION (4): The spider reinforces the web, increasing web resistance by .5!

Zanaran2 (Level 4) (GUTS: 21/24; WP: 16/16) (3, Strength): The spider is mildly pleasured by your spank, but also loses 19 damage points. Level up!

Cybertails1998 (Level 5) (GUTS: 28/28; WP: 19/19) (2, Strength): Coincidentally, skills are disabled, which include strong attacks. So I guess nothing happens, eh?

ShinyArceus4 (Level 5) (GUTS: 21/23; WP: 16/16) (4, Luck): Though the paper is flimsy, the sheer size of the ticket somehow scratches the spider everywhere, inflicting 25 damage. In addition, it appears that the blood splatters filled in all of the winning numbers! Check out the below section to claim the prize! (i needed a way to transition to alchemy and i tried bUT WAIT)

TristanLuigi (Level 4) (GUTS: 11/20; WP: 21/21) (4, Tech): The spider’s hair, this time, conducts the electricity of your taser and give the spider a good shock! It loses 27 damage points!



ALCHEMY

ShinyArceus4 redeems his lottery ticket and receives -- uhm… A very strange selection of loot. What could it possibly be used for? The spoils and who will claim them are listed below:

  • CharlesSpeaking: A horseshoe (x1)
  • Killercop311: A computer chip, labelled “GIGABITE” (X1)
  • TristanLuigi: The Necronomicon (X1)
  • Mus: Diamond powder (X1)
  • PurpleSir: A computer chip, labelled “MEGABITE” (X1)
  • Zanaran2: A rabbit’s foot (X1)
  • Cybertails1998: Frog legs (X1)
  • ShinyArceus4: A pile of zombie brains (X1)
  • Redconer: A strand of Zanaran2’s hair (X1)
  • theepicman: A dumbbell (X1)
  • Rigel: A dumbbell (X1)

Instead of using a skill or attacking, you now are able to search for new items (you can’t choose what kind of ingredient. It’ll be entirely random) or combine items together. Any two items, save for diamond powder, which works differently than everything else and will be explained later, can be combined to make potions. Here’s an example:

  • You post: I mix a rabbit’s foot and a megabite.
  • I post, if you have low tech: You successfully created a potion! You can use in this update, if you want.
  • If you have high tech: The potion you made smells terrible, so you should probably throw it at the spider...
  • You post: I throw the potion at the spider.

And I think you get it from there. As you might have noticed, Tech has some influence in your foreknowledge of the potion's effect. Other than that, it's a surprise! Diamond powder, as I mentioned earlier, can only be used as a “third ingredient.” Certain combinations, when reacting with diamond powder, gain new effects! Have fun experimenting.



REMAINING HP: 499,084; WEB RESISTANCE: 3(+.5)
« Last Edit: July 01, 2014, 12:39:44 AM by childofdarkness016 »

search for items to make stuff (searching skill idk wtf this falls under)

search for items to make stuff (searching skill idk wtf this falls under)

it doesn't fall under a skill

just next update you'll get a random item

Search for anything of interest, particularly electronics.