This is one of the conversations.
where are you???
i'm on the bridge
awesome! :D
are you sure you should be txting me
PLEASE, this was my job
but it's the least safe bridge in the world
i'm a strong independent woman
who don't need no guardrails
just slotting this into
the i told you so column
bring it
wanna go clubbing after this :D
no
cmon
you have your clubbing friends
i have my board game friends
but maybe i like board games
we're playing digaggedon saturday
it's really really cool
you have to dig a bunker out before digaggedon
but you can also sabotage your friends
have you played dig dug
it's like distillation of dig dug
are you there
please respond
okay that sounds really cool
but let's agree to disagree
and never talk about digaggedon again
want to see batman this weekend
i thought you didn't like batmen
weston is taking me
did you tell weston about your batmisandry
i think i'll like this one! :/
no you won't
i have to give it a shot
just make him see
what else is on
the one about the cheating professor
nope
zany middle aged men
nope
anyway it's more so i can talk about it
there are way cheaper ways to do that
keeps the cultural zeitgeist on mah side
how far are you?
don't want you to miss out
what miss out
we're about to do the party rotation
early ppl leave
brief interlude
very late ppl arrive
i'm cool and late
early ppl are also cool
difference is they're also punctual
is that a dig at me
i got something in the oven
you got a bun in the oven?
god no
no no no no no no
literally
you literally have a bun in the oven?
I'M ALMOST THERE OKAY
you still up for sunday
brunch sunday right
where are we meeting up
the greek place, you've been there before
ooooh right
broccoli friend
crap
they have good mousaka
just get their brunch food
get their french toast!
french toast is everywhere
stop being a brunch heathen
so
this is kinda awkward
but brett showed up earlier
oh f no
yeah think he wants to fight
ughhhh
like old times
we both stopped doing this stuff for a good reason
sorry boo ):
ugh i can't believe this
i made pie and it's going to get wrecked
i thought you didn't bake
i did this time!
anyway, i'm going to punch him into space
sure lol
i'll make sure of it
