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Author Topic: The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2  (Read 45041 times)

Bandit Adventure 2 starts here.

What you see below is for the first round of Bandit Adventure.

Backstory

It started as a regular building raid. The Bandit(recognizable from S.T.A.L.K.E.R) and a group of nameless, easily killed redshirts(along with the green guy, Yashka Sheriff) decided to raid a building.


Bandit's weaponry:UDP Compact, Hunting Knife, Cossack's Vodka, Sausage




Tragedy struck when the first redshirt died the instant he opened the door. The other two redshirts tripped over his dead body and hit their heads on the ground, causing their unusually brittle necks to snap, killing them. Yashka Sheriff and the Bandit must have been gifted with Plot Armor.




The two criminals continued their objective, slaughtering another few dozen men along the way.


Yashka Sheriff was killed in a 10 hour long cutscene (longer than all the cutscenes in Metal Gear Solid 4 combined. Take that, Kojima.) where he was slapped to death. Cutscene Incompetence struck the bandit, and he was forced to watch his partner die slowly from being slapped. Had it not been a cutscene, he would have instantly planted one right between the attacker's legs.



It seemed the last man left in the building was dead. This building was cleared, right?



One last ambush awaited the Bandit, and he suffered heavy injuries before killing off all the suit and tie metrocops waiting their turn to violate him with a baton. The fourth guy on the right was planning to videotape that.

Choices
You raid a building, and everyone thats not you is dead, including Yashka Sheriff and the redshirts. Enemy reinforcements will surely come for revenge, and the gunfire was reported to the police.

1)What do you do now? You see the door you came from, a window to jump out of(there is a lake below the window to "break your fall".), and another window with a pipe you can stand on that connects to another building.

2)The Bandit can have his name changed at this point now.

Current inventory: UDP Compact, Cossacks Vodka, Sausage.


RIP Yashka Sheriff, used to be the most badass stalker in the Zone. He took a grenade launcher to the face back when he was part of Freedom and was too stoned to realize he was already dead. He managed to stand up and aim a rifle at the mercenary who attacked him before finally expiring.

MAJOR EVENTS
Page 1
Yashka Sheriff is killed.
A three-way battle breaks out.
The metro cops are beaten to death with sausages.

Page 2
Wrong end 1:You attack the gun store owner and get fed to the pseudodogs.
(What actually happened:You buy some guns and ammo and walk away from him.)

The inhabitants at the Pub are massacred.
The Bandit kills some more people with a sausage, and disguises as a Nova Prospekt guard.
The sausage was eaten. May his soul rest in peace.
A man is shot dead on the upper floor of the pub.

Page 3
A man with a suit is shot dead by the Bandit.
The Bandit has a pointless flashback.
A Vintar BC is acquired from the suited man you just killed.
A peaceful protest turns into a violent riot.

Page 4
Wrong end 2:You murder everyone inside the PD, and the rioters break in and beat you to death.
What actually happened: You murdered only the Administrator and his guards. The rioters reached the PD, but the Monolith showed up and accidentally saved you by blowing up the rioters. They are still hostile to you, though.

You run into a Terrorist at the Souvenir shop.
Reinforcements arrive at the train station, and they are shooting at everything that moves, unless it is combine-affiliated.

Page 5 and onwards
The Bandit hauls ass to the train station, disguised as one of the Combine. He boards the next train out of the city. The HECU reinforcements proceed to exterminate everyone still alive inside the city, and then a nuclear bomb is detonated when the job is finished and everyone has evacuated.

The Bandit establishes a sausage growing plant for some reason.

Other bandits decide to rob a small bank, so the Bandit crashes an ambulance in, escapes, and gets cornered by the Minibosses.

« Last Edit: December 10, 2014, 09:37:42 PM by tber123 »

Go to the other building from tha pipe.

equip sausage as weapon

also turn off your hud

Sausage equipped! Time to go to the other building using the pipe....



You hear gunfire off in the distance, and see 3 citizens running to the building you just shot up. Either they are investigating the gunfire, or running the hell away.



You look behind you, and witness a 3-way battle between the Rebels, Combine, and Counter Strike Terrorists.



There is also a man being interrogated by the police. The UDP Compact has 12 rounds left, and all you have is a hunting knife, vodka(heals but induces drunkenness), and a sausage(heals and reduces drunk state)

What do we do now?(The Bandit can still have his name changed at this point.)

jump down and rush the police forces with your sausage so you can bash them to death with it.

jump down and rush the police forces with your sausage so you can bash them to death with it.



You rush torwards the cops, shouting profanities in Russian.



Taken by surprise, the cops react slowly. Who would have the audacity to beat someone to death with a sausage? You.

Where to now?

Pub
Nightclub and police station
Houses
Souvenir shop
Gun Store

Goto the gun store, ask for a cookie. If they don't have any, bash with vodka bottle, alternative = sausage.

Shout, "AN NU!  CHEEKI BREEKI IW DAMKE!" at the top of your lungs to get someone's attention.

Shout, "AN NU!  CHEEKI BREEKI IW DAMKE!" at the top of your lungs to get someone's attention.
Keep in mind that it could attract the attention of either the Combine, Duty, Free Stalkers, or the Counter Strike Terrorists. You only have 12 rounds left and a knife, along with a sausage to beat people to death with.



Still want to ask for a cookie? This is the aftermath of a battle between Freedom and Duty. The gunstore owner is part of Freedom, and hes extremely paranoid.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2014, 11:59:32 AM by tber123 »

Keep in mind that it could attract the attention of either the Combine, Duty, Free Stalkers, or the Counter Strike Terrorists. You only have 12 rounds left and a knife, along with a sausage to beat people to death with.
Go to the Gun store and buy some more rounds, then go to Kellco.

Go to the Gun store and buy some more rounds, then go to Kellco.
Kellco is the gunstore.

Go to Kellco and buy a chaser 13.

there's a mod where you can hide your HUD
please get that

there's a mod where you can hide your HUD
please get that
Did you only look at the first post?