The Adventures of Yashka Sheriff: Bandit Adventure 2

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LETS GO!

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[tber123]

loving is that a question?! WE HIT IT AND QUIT IT brother, LETS GO!

LETS GO!

Screw this town, we're out of here. Again. You make a beeline straight for the military bas----

"Hey guise! Did you forget about ME?!



The G-Man Hacker is back.



"You didn't forget me, did you? DID YOU?"

"I don't get paid to listen to your stuff."


BOOM



Theres the red helicopter! Your buddies are awaiting your arrival, but they won't last long!



A green Combine helicopter is mowing down everyone in sight. A few rockets and sticky bombs hit it, causing it to spam mines everywhere, blowing everyone to hell.



And then it sees YOU.


Inventory:12 molotov roostertails, a TRS-301, UDP Compact, Chaser 13, Viper 5, Vintar BC, Hunting Knife, Sausage x36, Vodka x16, weapon repair kit, lockpick, breaching charge

Disguises:Bandit, Civilian, Suit and Tie Civvie, CHAR guard, Nova Prospekt, Gopnik.

Followers:
CHAR Guard (Awaiting orders)
Bandit aka Dima Polar Explorer(Awaiting orders)

Hostiles:
Green Chopper(Firing on everything that doesn't look like the Combine)

[BreadFish]

molotov jump onto red helicopter

[AutoBahn]

throw a molotov at it

[tber123]

molotov jump onto red helicopter

WRONG END 5


You throw a molotov at your feet. The explosion propels you onto the red helicopter, but your followers are burned to death. The helicopter shoots you out of the sky.

throw a molotov at it

The helicopter shoots the molotov out of the sky, causing it to explode behind you. You prepare to throw another molotov.



A short message is broadcasted by the administrator.

"Attention! Attention! An emission is approaching! Find cover immediately!"

The helicopter will not be affected by the emission, as it is a flying coffin. You still have time to fight it off and throw another molotov. The emission won't hit right away.....

Inventory:11 molotov roostertails, a TRS-301, UDP Compact, Chaser 13, Viper 5, Vintar BC, Hunting Knife, Sausage x36, Vodka x16, weapon repair kit, lockpick, breaching charge

Disguises:Bandit, Civilian, Suit and Tie Civvie, CHAR guard, Nova Prospekt, Gopnik.

Followers:
CHAR Guard (Returning fire on chopper)
Bandit aka Dima Polar Explorer(Returning fire on chopper)

Hostiles:
Green Chopper(Opening fire on your ass because you don't look like a Combine.)

Fight the chopper, or run to cover?

[BreadFish]

Shout HACKER! at the green helicopter and watch as even the combine open fire on it

[tber123]

Shout HACKER! at the green helicopter and watch as even the combine open fire on it

EXTRA END 1


You shout "HAX" at the green helicopter, which causes the Evocity Administrator to instantly show up and ban it. Upon realizing the helicopter wasn't hacking, the Evocity administrator turns around and points at you.

You are instantly kicked from the server.

Reconnect?

[BreadFish]

YES

[tber123]

The Evocity Ending
The Apocalypse continued in Evocity. The military was eventually overwhelmed and killed. The HECU marines were called in once again(remember Genova?). The situation in Evocity eventually calmed down months later. Evocity was spared the fate of being nuclear bombed like Genova.

Meanwhile, on the chopper......



You log back into the server to see that the Emission has already passed. You fly away from Evocity with your fellow bandits and the CHAR guard, but the helicopter runs into an Anomaly on the way out, causing it to crash.



The helicopter lands on a group of Stalkers, killing them instantly. It appears you have landed in the Zone. What will you do now?

Inventory:11 molotov roostertails, a TRS-301, UDP Compact, Chaser 13, Viper 5, Vintar BC, Hunting Knife, Sausage x36, Vodka x16, weapon repair kit, lockpick, breaching charge

Disguises:Bandit, Civilian, Suit and Tie Civvie, CHAR guard, Nova Prospekt, Gopnik.

Followers:
CHAR Guard
Bandit Dima Polar Explorer
Bandit Neudachnik
Bandit Pokoinik
Bandit Petukh

[AutoBahn]

Go on a recruiting spree.
We must make an army!
[Also, if we do manage to get enough people for that, I request our banner be of a giant sausage.]

[Rigel]

Why can't our banner just be a giant sausage? Like an actual sausage on a stick, and when people look at it, they think "That's the bandit's flag." Even though it's not a flag.

It's a sausage on a stick.

Also, change into the gopnik clothing.

[tber123]

Gopnik Disguise equipped!


Track pants and squatting intensifies!


Where do we recruit?


Local Store Technicians can be found here. They repair/modify weapons for a price, and sell supplies related to those things.



The Bar People gather here to drink. Medics can be found here, and will heal for a price. Medical supplies will be sold.


Farmhouse(Dave's Trade) These guys sell everything and buy everything, ranging from Artifacts to guns to organs.


Scientist's Bunker Science.

[AutoBahn]

Tell one of the bandits to recruit as many men as he can. Have him recruit 2/5ths generic soldiers, 1/5th technicians, 1/5th medics, and see if you can find some scientists to help you do !!SCIENCE!!, if possible. If you can, have him recruit 1/5th scientists and have him send those scientists straight to the scientist's bunker.

Also, go to the scientist's bunker.

[tber123]

Dima Polar Explorer runs off to recruit people. Note that the Scientists Bunker houses government funded researches known as Ecologists. You probably can't recruit them, but they can send you on a mission.

Bandits recruited
Romka Terminator(Generic Soldier)
Artyom Milkman (Generic Soldier)

Not much you could do, seeing as your group just crash landed a helicopter and squished half a dozen stalkers.

General Reputation
That guy who crashed a helicopter and killed everyone

Inventory:11 molotov roostertails, a TRS-301, UDP Compact, Chaser 13, Viper 5, Vintar BC, Hunting Knife, Sausage x36, Vodka x16, weapon repair kit, lockpick, breaching charge

Disguises:Bandit, Civilian, Suit and Tie Civvie, CHAR guard, Nova Prospekt, Gopnik.

Followers(can give orders to):

Combat focused
CHAR Guard
Bandit Dima Polar Explorer
Bandit Neudachnik
Bandit Pokoinik
Bandit Petukh
Bandit Romka Terminator
Bandit Artyom Milkman

Technicians
None

Medics
None

Scientists(because why not?)
None

[AutoBahn]

Find ways to improve your reputation. See if there's quests to do or something. Or maybe make a formal apology about accidentally squashing people.