ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[Gojira]

yeah so am i

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

NAUC I decide to fire a missile at the rocket artillery. I then drop another bomb on a rocket artillery.

The missile easily hits its mark, but the bomb overshoots and lands a while away. Despite jarring the crew of the nearby trucks, the bomb does no damage. In addition it looks like a SAM truck as finally figured out you guys are there. Congratulations, you now have a SAM on your tail.

NAUC

I launch a pair of JSMs at two adjacent rocket trucks before making my pass over the center of the operation area to sweep for enemy planes.

The first JSM destroys the rocket truck, the second slamming into the front of the truck and almost detonating the payload. There is no enemy air support at this time.

NAUC

Yikes. Had to wince there. She sounds a lot like a girl I dated before I joined the air force. Brings back some unsavory memories.

"Sorry about that. I just got here. Nobody told me to aim for the rocket artillery, I just saw some target designators and fired at them."

I switch to my guns, aim at a hostile rocket battery and fire.

An artillery piece is peppered with fire, a shell punching through one of the operator's bodies. Unpleasant sight. The truck is rendered nonoperational.

The remaining rocket artillery prepare to fire their next barrage.
In addition, the communication's officer relays spotted movement of a large armor column. While not immediately important, it may be wise to whittle them down soon, so that they do not penetrate the defensive line.

Targets requiring immediate attention:
7x rocket artillery pieces

Targets to keep in mind:
Incoming armor column and accompanying infantry
-Approx. 20x Challengers
-Approx. 15x Warrior IFVs
-Approx. 50x Armored Cars
-Approx. 40x Transport Trucks
-Approx. 5x SAM trucks

[Qwepir]

"Thanks Tyron."
I easily engage one of the bandits who is currently loving with Barnstorm is just innocently dropping free fall bombs at the ground vehicles.

If: Flying straight when I am on his tail do: Four second fire of the badass super big 60 rpm cannon thingies (is it UAC?)

(Yes thats what it is, Ultra-Auto Cannon) The first six shots are a miss, the Viper dodging and weaving, but the fourth hits him square in the fuselage as he attempts to evade. His plane continues its awkward spiral up into the air before exploding like a firework.

"forget. Minor hits on my wing and fuselage."
I see some of the aerobatics these guys are doing. Are they even human? Whatever. I go in for the lead plane with a shot from the 88mm (is that attached or no) and a full missile salvo.

You hit nothing with the UAC/2, and the pilot does his best to avoid the incoming 12 missiles. Right before they hit him, his squadmate flies across in front of them, taking one (or rather, seven) for the team and exploding violently.

Your squad leader picks up another kill on the vipers, and the AWACS gets on the horn complaining about how slow you're being.
Oculus: "Percussor Maniple is two minutes out, hurry it up."

Enemy forces in the area:
F-2 Viper x2 (not spread out anymore)

Enemy forces NOT requiring attention:
Numerous ground emplacements and vehicles

Ammo check please

you have used: 3 hsm 24mms 1 uac

swat has used: 1 hsm 12 mms 8 uac

[Swat 3]

I get on the last of the bad pilots in the Viper's team. I unleash hell upon it just because I can. I spray it with my main cannon, and send one salvo and another IF the plane does not explode or go down.

[Operator¹]

I reduce my airspeed and pepper a small group (Let's say 2-4?) of rocket batteries with cannon and a salvo of six rockets from the pods, then I tightly bank right and launch two of my JSMs at the SAM trucks with another salvo of rockets before I have to break off and climb slightly above the cloud canopy.

[Swat 3]

I reduce my airspeed and pepper a small group (Let's say 2-4?) of rocket batteries with cannon and a salvo of six rockets from the pods, then I tightly bank right and launch two of my JSMs at the SAM trucks with another salvo of rockets before I have to break off and climb slightly above the cloud canopy.

jesus loving christ you are flyin-

why do i even bother anymore

[Gojira]

I go in for the squad leader (yet again) and fire a full missile salvo. Hopefully this time it isn't intercepted. After that, I get behind and fire a heatseeker at the other F-2.

[Operator¹]

I'm pretty sure you can keep up with the Viper Zeroes.

(Do some maneuvering.)

[Deoxys And One Noob]

NAUC

Using my AGM, I target another artillery unit. And then I fire yet another AGM to yet another artillery.

[mlockha]

jesus loving christ you are flyin-

why do i even bother anymore

how about you quit complaining (which is all you've done to our squad) and start minding your own business
Obrad locks onto another rocket artillery unit and fires 2 JSM.

[Qwepir]

how about you quit complaining (which is all you've done to our squad) and start minding your own business

lieutenant pot paging private kettle

[Harm94]

Huitz should really utilize their ADN more.

[xxxxkill]

how about you quit complaining (which is all you've done to our squad) and start minding your own business

Pot calls kettle black.

I reduce my airspeed and pepper a small group (Let's say 2-4?) of rocket batteries with cannon and a salvo of six rockets from the pods, then I tightly bank right and launch two of my JSMs at the SAM trucks with another salvo of rockets before I have to break off and climb slightly above the cloud canopy.

The rockets and cannon fire slams into the artillery and annihilates them, all four of them being destroyed. As you spin to the right, an advanced SAM is prepared against you. You manage to launch both JSMs and the SAMs are destroyed, however the one on your tail begins screeching towards you. You have five seconds until impact.

NAUC

Using my AGM, I target another artillery unit. And then I fire yet another AGM to yet another artillery.

Having successfully ignored both the AWACS and your plane telling you that there is a surface-to-air missile attempting to explode your plane, you fire the AGMs and one artillery unit is destroyed outright, the other is mildly damaged, however the crew is dead. Then your engines explode.
(This is punishment for apparently not reading)

Obrad locks onto another rocket artillery unit and fires 2 JSM.

This happens and the rocket artillery explodes.

Targets requiring immediate attention:
0x rocket artillery (wiped out)

Targets to keep in mind:
-Approx. 20x Challengers
-Approx. 15x Warrior IFVs
-Approx. 50x Armored Cars
-Approx. 40x Transport Trucks
-3x SAM trucks

[mlockha]

lieutenant pot paging private kettle

except i haven't complained about his specific characters faults for at least 5 pages now. i've shut up, he hasn't.

[NoZoner]

Alright, alright. So a few years ago the people I worked with were talking about how Kintharian chicks were super fun to be around, and they always seemed to be gloating about the shenanigans they had in past relationships and whatnot. Work was starting taking a toll on me and I felt like I needed a breath of fresh air, so I took up an offer from one of my coworkers and got hooked up with a girl.

Her name was Naomi. She seemed nice enough at first, but it didn't take long for her true colors to start showing. She was angry, humorless and pretentious. Made a point to criticize every damned thing - the places I took her, the clothes I wore, the jokes I cracked - you loving name it. I had it up to here with her, but all of those things pale in comparison to the stuff she did the last night we were together. I was about to tell her I was going to break up when-

[I let out a long sigh.] I know this isn't the time to take a stroll down memory lane, but I can't help it since it seems like her voice is starting to pop up in my head again...

Just .. like .. loving .. NOW

God dammit! Calm down, Casey. That can't be her. There's no way she'd end up in the military ... right?

Shaking my head, I push the power lever forward and ascend before turning around to make for the hostiles breaching the front line.

"This is Mjolnir 1-4, I'm coming around to take care of the approaching armor."

I come up behind an armor column and let loose a flurry of rocket fire.