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Where should we start from?

Where we left off
3 (33.3%)
From the beginning
5 (55.6%)
From a specific mission (specify which one in a post or PM to me or Qwepir)
1 (11.1%)

Total Members Voted: 9

Author Topic: ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION  (Read 161545 times)

guys just lay off
seriously you got the point across
he gets it

my second post was just saying its still viable

Simon wakes up with a few bandages and an icepack on his face. He pulls off the hospital blanket and stands up in a white hospital gown.
"Good morning."
The nurse walks in holding a tray with two bowls in her hands.
"Uh, hi."
She places it down on a table in the corner. The lights are off in the room, the only light comes from sunlight seeping in through the window's closed blinds.
"Thanks."
"Your clothes are in the drawer."
"Okay."

Simon walks out of the medical center into the central roadway of the airbase. He walks along the sidewalk for a second before reaching a interactive map station.
"Hrmm, lets see..."
Tap. Tap. Tap.
"Firearm range..."
Tap. Tap.
"A-hah!"
Tap.

I roll my eyes and head to the mess hall.

Menu:

Cheeseburger w/ bacon
Mini-steak meal (microwave)
[Some Exotic Huitz Food] w/ bull testicles... wait no, that's salad.
Leftover [insert universe equivalent to italy] sandwhiches from lunch w/ anti-pasta
 
Sides:
Fried Bull Testicles... lettuce. woops.
Fried Human Testicles... what the forget is wrong with my Huitz?
Fried Dog
Fried Fried
French Fries
Fried Steak
Fried Leftovers
Fried Ketchup
Fried Oil
Fried Chicken Nuggets
Fried Tomatoes
Fried Onions
Fried Stew
Fried Bone... nope, it is shrimp.
Fried Garlic
Fried Milk
chips
Fried Cookie

I never actually looked at the menu too hard before. "Huitz: [Uh, I'll take a cheeseburger and some chips]."
« Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 01:04:45 AM by Swat 3 »

w/ bull testicles
Fried Bone
Fried Human Testicles
what the hell is wrong with you

what the hell is wrong with you
huitz has exotic foooooooods

i was trying to be funny LAUGH

They're not forgetin tribals, they don't eat people. And if you want deep-fried dogstuff, go to Mercana.

They're not forgetin tribals, they don't eat people. And if you want deep-fried dogstuff, go to Mercana.
sad face

i fixed it :)
« Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 01:05:08 AM by Swat 3 »

Whatever. You get your food.

Simon opens the plate glass door of the firing range and walks to the front desk. A man who is average in pretty much all human aspects mans the front desk, on guard for anyone who might enter his domain and ask for a few minutes at the range. Simon opens his mouth to speak when the man silences him with a wave of the hand.
"1st Lt .Simon Hadwell, 514th Squadron "Mjolnir". Time is free for members of the military and any allied militaries, as is ammunition. Just walk in sir."
"Thanks."

Simon walks into a long hallway that extends about 50 meters forward. Doors are places about 5 meters away from each other. He walks to Room 6- his designated room- and enters it. Inside are a table, a firing range that extends about 100 meters, and a dispenser with a computer screen attached to it. The range is indoors, and you can clearly see where the targets pop-up- nothing too fancy.

Simon taps a few times to requisition a SEAR-5.56 rifle, the current service rifle of the NAUC military. A few seconds later the rifle is dispensed with 2 magazines of 5.56 NATO ammunition.
"Like a can of soda. Jesus"

A voice yells at him over the intercom.
"You can use voice commands you know, this isn't last century."

Simon shrugs his shoulders and grabs the rifle. He inserts a magazine into the rifle and roosters it. He flicks the selector switch to 3-round burst fire and takes a firing position.

"Static targets, 100 meters."

The first target pops up. Simon takes aim as he pulls the trigger. His muscles tense as he keeps the weapon on center. Three spent cartridges eject and fall on the ceramic floor. Three holes form on the paper target- one in the chest, one in the neck, and one in the lower head. The second target comes up, and so does the fourth, and all the way to the tenth.

29 out of 30 rounds. Not bad for an air force guy.

Simon takes out his cell phone and dials Obrad's number.

yes there isn't actually a 3-round burst setting on the rifle in the picture deal w/it
« Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 02:57:23 PM by ZombiLoin »

Simon takes out his cell phone and dials Obrad's number.
Obrad's phone rings, as he looks at the name on the screen. Simon. Obrad sighs and hits answer.
"What, Simon."

Obrad's phone rings, as he looks at the name on the screen. Simon. Obrad sighs and hits answer.
"What, Simon."
"Hey Obrad, I just wanted to call and see if you wanted to meet up with the range at me."
Simon pauses.
"I'm sorry for being an starfish to those pilots in the park. Just wanted to let you know."

"Hey Obrad, I just wanted to call and see if you wanted to meet up with the range at me."
Simon pauses.
"I'm sorry for being an starfish to those pilots in the park. Just wanted to let you know."
"Simon. The only time we're going to use a gun is if we eject and have to fight alongside ground troops. Besides, I haven't slept in a few days. Goodbye."
Obrad ends the call and goes to the sleeping area, and goes to sleep.

"Simon. The only time we're going to use a gun is if we eject and have to fight alongside ground troops. Besides, I haven't slept in a few days. Goodbye."
Obrad ends the call and goes to the sleeping area, and goes to sleep.
Simon slips his phone into his picket and sighs.
"Says the person who wanted to bring an assault rifle on his jet."

Jesus it's actually pretty lonely in here. Single indoor room, mostly quite except for the muffled sound of gunshots from the other rooms.

Simon yells at the intercom. (It's two way, how else would the guy have told him to use voice commands?)
"Hey, any other members of the military currently shooting here?"

"Well there's me."
Captain Yamashiro Homura is standing behind you, leaning on the wall. "Impressive shooting. For somebody who should be fighting with their plane and not their small arms you seem quite experienced." Her pistol is holstered at her side, her expression being rather flat for her compliment.