ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION

[Qwepir]

I head into the rec room with everyone else.

You see most of your flight sitting around the TV watching some Mercanan cartoon.

"...All made up of bone, shaped like a man! Skeleton feet, and skeleton hands! He has calcium strength at his command, SKELETON MAAAAN!"

The Major does not seem impressed.
"Do you people seriously watch this crap back home, Randy?"
"It's not crap, it's a statement about man's inhumanity to man, while also being a love letter to the old superhero serials of the early twenties! Just watch a few episodes, I'm telling you, it's good."
Coaxoch bursts out laughing as the lyrics progress. Even Luthor pipes up. "Skin Man, are they serious?"
"Oh, man, he's the best. His name is kinda stupid but his minions are so cool. They're like robot- well I don't want to spoil it but I'm surprised they can even be shown on television."

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

Obviously still a bit shaken up, I seem a bit detached, but I smile a tiny bit over the conversation over a silly cartoon.

[Steele]

I'm barely able to contain my laughter. Skeleton Man? Really? I get over myself and walk over to sit down next to Rye.

[Swat 3]

I avoid eye contact.

[Theepicman]

You see most of your flight sitting around the TV watching some Mercanan cartoon.

"...All made up of bone, shaped like a man! Skeleton feet, and skeleton hands! He has calcium strength at his command, SKELETON MAAAAN!"

The Major does not seem impressed.
"Do you people seriously watch this crap back home, Randy?"
"It's not crap, it's a statement about man's inhumanity to man, while also being a love letter to the old superhero serials of the early twenties! Just watch a few episodes, I'm telling you, it's good."
Coaxoch bursts out laughing as the lyrics progress. Even Luthor pipes up. "Skin Man, are they serious?"
"Oh, man, he's the best. His name is kinda stupid but his minions are so cool. They're like robot- well I don't want to spoil it but I'm surprised they can even be shown on television."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-agNTzk0a0

[ZombiLoin]

A-are you saying?
That we, as in, the "whole of humanity we," might have skeletons, real structures made out of calcium, inside our selves?

[Operator¹]

If we're the only people deployed to defend this facility then it must not be that important, but the amount of enemy planes suggest they want to get rid of it bad. Maybe it's a decoy?

[Steele]

A-are you saying?
That we, as in, the "whole of humanity we," might have skeletons, real structures made out of calcium, inside our selves?

I think so man
Better run

[ZombiLoin]

... is the major hot?

[xxxxkill]

Like the sun yo.

[Steele]

Steele is like resisting the urge to hit on her
She'd probably find him repulsive anyways

[Qwepir]

... is the major hot?

why are you even asking

Steele is like resisting the urge to hit on her
She'd probably find him repulsive anyways

she's already got a boyfriend

[Steele]

she's already got a boyfriend

figured as much

[ZombiLoin]

Airforce Dating Simulator 2014

[Badger]

stick it in her air exhaust( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)