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Where should we start from?

Where we left off
3 (33.3%)
From the beginning
5 (55.6%)
From a specific mission (specify which one in a post or PM to me or Qwepir)
1 (11.1%)

Total Members Voted: 9

Author Topic: ABS FIESTA - LOCKED EDITION  (Read 162489 times)

no steele im talking about you taking mah KILLZ

mfw Victor and Obrad are youngest members of non-traitor squadron

mfw Victor and Obrad are youngest members of non-traitor squadron
Technically not traitors, we are indentured pilots who were given the a choice to join the airforce of the enemy, or our request to be mauled by a lion or killed by another slave respected and honored.

So no.

There's always the possibility that you might get deployed on our current mission because of the large amount of enemies in the air.

There's always the possibility that you might get deployed on our current mission because of the large amount of enemies in the air.
not yet bud

There's always the possibility that you might get deployed on our current mission because of the large amount of enemies in the air.
We would shoot you guys down in two seconds.

PEASANT. WE WILL UNLEASH OUR WHOLE ARSENAL OF MMS. WE WILL HAVE THE SOLE WILL TO loving TARGET YOU AND RAPE YOUR PUNY EXISTENCE.

request information from AWACS

- what kind of facility is this
- are there any other allied forces
- does aforementioned facility have any sort of defenses

if this is a munitions factory or storage facility it's gonna get messy

We would shoot you guys down in two seconds.

PEASANT. WE WILL UNLEASH OUR WHOLE ARSENAL OF MMS. WE WILL HAVE THE SOLE WILL TO loving TARGET YOU AND RAPE YOUR PUNY EXISTENCE.
Just make sure your missle is a snake.

I ready two missiles and fire them at the two Jaguars.

The first Jaguar received tunnel vision as it was chasing Hadwell, and pops flares too late. The missile slams into the Jaguar, blasting a large chunk of plane off of it. The pilot ejects, and the jet tumbled to the ground in a way which jets should not.
The second Jaguar had no such preoccupation and easily dodges, dropping some flares along the way. The pilot wheels their craft around and fires two HSMs in retaliation.

"forget this guy, if he wants to richard around then he can do that."

Simon banks a hard right turn to try and orient himself in the direction of Jasper's jet. Practically wresting with the stick, he manages to orient himself towards Jasper's plane. This is a massive risk- he has a damaged jet and severely low maneuverability- but he's willing to take it. He locks onto one of the jets tailing Jasper and fires another missile.

This happens unabated and the aircraft tailing Jasper is actually smart enough to pay attention. It avoids the missile, but has to lost its target as a result.

I quickly roll back around, trying to latch onto the tail of the lead Viggen. The engines begin to roar as fuel is injected into the jet pipe. With a little luck, I manage to get a good aspect and place the seeker right on the lead. With the press of a button, an HSM shoots off the pylon and flies straight towards its target.

This happens and the Viggen goes kerflewy.

I lock two JSMs onto one of the Jaguars and fire before banking tightly to get on the tail of one of the Gripens.

The Jaguar is out of flares and only just manages to avoid the first missile, pulling up a little too early on the second and hitting the back of the missile with its roosterpit. Hard. The plane is still in the air but it doesn't look like the pilot is doing too well.

request information from AWACS

- what kind of facility is this
- are there any other allied forces
- does aforementioned facility have any sort of defenses

if this is a munitions factory or storage facility it's gonna get messy

1. Twinkie factory
2. No
3. Diabetes.

In all seriousness the AWACS neglects to tell you the nature of the facility, and informs you that due to scarcity of resources, you are the only squadron deployed against this force. Intel had suggested that it would not be such a large complement of "forget". The facility unfortunately only has quickly set-up flak defenses due to its otherwise low profile.

I apologize if this isn't very high-quality it's kind of late and I got like four hours of sleep last night and completely neglected to update this.

Simon ignores the aircraft he just got of Jasper's tail, wipes the sweat off his brow, and goes after another one of the jets on Jasper's tail, taking careful aim with his rotary cannon and firing off a 2-second burst at the enemy Jaguar.

I get on the tail of a Jaguar and fire my cannon at it.
god damnit

I'm tired and sorry. I'll resolve it first on the next one. Maybe.

I'm tired and sorry. I'll resolve it first on the next one. Maybe.
okay

I drop flares silently and, just in case, do evade maneuvers.

obrad suddenly wakes up from a deep sleep and goes "i should be back home" and he rejoins abs fiesta
long live the antokoslbidfihbdhnfihjgys